ext_1001662: (I Don't Think So)
http://cowardly-hero.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2007-08-25 03:21 pm

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Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?


The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette

[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that what you believe? I may die of laughter.

[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You presume much, to know so much of us.

[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Or so you think. The truth of that statement is yet to be seen.

[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
You? Have secrets? Don't make me laugh - I fear I may sprain something.

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh really? Then who are we and what are we up to, exactly?

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hilariously enough, I could apply that same statement to you and your band of compatriots.

[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
To put it in simpler terms, and ones you might have some chance at understanding, those who associate with you.

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure he can understand anything over three syllables. We might have to try again.

[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I shall endeavor to limit my vocabulary then. I wouldn't do to be misunderstood, after all.

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Especially by one who is so very influential in this city.

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[identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com - 2007-08-27 00:21 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Partners in idiocy.
Flunkies.
Fellow morons.

Take your pick.

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you failed to specify. There are different types of idiocy, you know.

[identity profile] dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Whyever not? Does the truth hurt too much?