A list to make it easy on your eyes. Damn, I'm nice.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent people out there, I'm not one of them.

3. Anyone else here is/was supposed to be/thinks they're dead? 

4. Seems the general rule is "you can't get out of this fucking place." Anyone tried breaking the rules? It'd be really really nice to be able to get out. Really nice. As in, there is someone one there who will get slaughtered flay me alive if I don't get back soon.

5. FUCKITI'MRUNNINGOUTOFCIGARETTES

Comments

[averyspecialguy.livejournal.com]

Ohh, goodness. That is quite a remarkable job.... No wonder the journal system is distressing. I'm not one to encourage organized crime, myself, but I suppose you'll just have to make do with whatever you can get from these things.

Haha, "was" fun? How old are you? As long as you're still young enough to enjoy dressing up and having fun, you're still young enough to trick-or-treat! I suppose not getting out much would account for it.... That is a shame, though.; I quite like going to London. An absolutely marvelous city, if I do say so myself.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Hm, wonder if I can make a computer myself out of the stuff here...

Well, 19 right before I died, but I don't think I aged while I was dead. Haha, maybe I'll have some fun again when the time comes.

[averyspecialguy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps? Though I would think you'd have difficulty making much use of it, unless you know how to write your own programs. Otherwise, you would just have to live with what they've provided us.

19, hmm? I don't see why you couldn't. Perhaps I'll see about looking you up and dropping by some Halloween, when this is all over.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Ugh, good point. Don't think I'll bother.

Heh. That would be a sight for sore eyes. I'll be looking forward to it, then.

[averyspecialguy.livejournal.com]

Well, let's hope yours won't be; I don't have any to be sore. But I'll be looking forward to it as well. Any sort of candy you're particularly fond of, by the way?

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Huh, candy, it's been a while since I've had any. But I think I liked those...what where they called...Tootsie Pops? Something like that.

[averyspecialguy.livejournal.com]

Oh, excellent choice. I rather like those, though I can't say how many licks it takes to get to the center, lacking a tongue and all.... Quite a shame to not have any in so long, though--everybody could do with a treat every now and then.