A list to make it easy on your eyes. Damn, I'm nice.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent people out there, I'm not one of them.

3. Anyone else here is/was supposed to be/thinks they're dead? 

4. Seems the general rule is "you can't get out of this fucking place." Anyone tried breaking the rules? It'd be really really nice to be able to get out. Really nice. As in, there is someone one there who will get slaughtered flay me alive if I don't get back soon.

5. FUCKITI'MRUNNINGOUTOFCIGARETTES

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

The decorator of this dump should really be outta a job.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

...a meercat that can type.

...I really need a cigarette.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I don't know. Do I look dead to you? Heh, heh, heh...

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I make it a point not to talk to people who're too far up the loony scale.

Though, for the record, yes. Disgustingly so.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What's a cigarette? Some kind of food?

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Not really. I guess you could call it a piece of leaf you set on fire and breathe the smoke out of.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. I was really looking forward to giving you a hand. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to show those other idiots how to get out of this little two bit town...

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, sorry. I'm just really stressed right now. And...dead. Supposed to be.

...you know how to get out of here?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound the slightest bit appetizing. -what does that have to do with me talking with you? Unless it makes you hungry... In that case, I uh, just remember this thing I have to do...

[angelicklutz.livejournal.com]

T_T You used bad word'su.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Then you've come to the right man. That's what I do, help you poor, mindless, dead folk out. -now, I had a card around here somewhere...

Yes, I just so happen to have the very ticket out of this place in my hand right now, actually.

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

I don't think a meercat is on the menu. I just met a character who likes cigs as much as this guy. In a way, you could say its a kind of food.

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

It happens. Part of the male ego or somethin'.

[angelicklutz.livejournal.com]

What's ego'su?

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

You get used to the taste. And I get twitchy if I don't get one. Ergo, seeing a talking/typing meerkat means I really need one before I go insane.

And I don't eat meerkay. They don't look very tasty.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Yes I did'su. Oh boy'su, it's blasphemy'su.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

I'll take 'poor' and 'dead,' but not 'mindless,' thanks. Do I get to know who you are, or are you going to keep yourself secret?

...there's a price, isn't there?

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being a jerk.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Meaning girls don't swear? I find that hard to believe.

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

We swear in our minds. It makes us look less vulgar than we are.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, big surprise. Are you offended, too?

[angelicklutz.livejournal.com]

... blasphemy'su is also bad'su. But I'm sure you're a good person'su! ♥

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

Yeah right. Words don't carry weight on me.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Kid, you need to get out more. I've seen girls who'll spout out more vulgar phrases in a minute than I'll use all day.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Good. I'm allergic to the preachy types.