http://talionisshinra.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] talionisshinra.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2006-10-10 10:43 am

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To Whom It May Concern:

I am seeking the employees of Shin-Ra Electric Power Company, specifically those in the Investigation Division of the General Affairs Department, commonly known as the Turks. Any assistance would be appreciated.

Rufus Shinra
President, Shin-Ra Electric Power Company

[identity profile] travailleux.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on primarily guesswork, I would state that we have been brought to what is either a parallel dimension wherein it is possible to have a divergence of different points on a single timeline, or what could be referred to as a 'time leech' - dragging people in from different times and different points into one place.

Thus, a large proportion of us have ended up here; it seems to be a vaguely gradual process.

We can either believe the above, or simply assume that we have all, simultaneously, gone mad. Your choice, sir.

[identity profile] zo-to.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not the wisest choice of words, Squirrelhead.

[identity profile] travailleux.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently not, no.

[identity profile] zo-to.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
... sigh.

Yes sir.

[identity profile] acicularity.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Rafe. Tact.

[identity profile] zo-to.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't advise it. At all.

Actually I don't even advise fighting Kadaj unless we're all together, really.

I kind of enjoy living, and would rather keep you alive compared to what you are in my time, yo.

[identity profile] wellbred.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But was I in your time? Errr?

[identity profile] zo-to.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, completely normal and wonderful. I mean, really. Seeing my childhood friends and Turk companions alive again is awesome and all, but hurts my brain a little. The white things haven't noticed I nor Tseng yet, and I feel a little weird without Rude around.

[identity profile] travailleux.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Since I am at the moment feeling lenient, I shall assume that when I gave you an order, you had a momentary blockage in your ear and did not hear me as opposed to assuming that you are flagrantly disobeying orders.

I will take this moment to casually remind you that you are still a Turk, no matter where you are, and I am still your superior. So kindly ensure that you are listening next time.

[identity profile] wellbred.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
But... he's a poophead! I wanna shoot him!

[identity profile] twinguns.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
NOT...SQUIRREL...LORIE.

[identity profile] twinguns.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
....what? I'M A CASUAL GUY, SABS.

[identity profile] wellbred.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I was just making sure it was you~? Kyaaa, I miss you Raffy! It's YOUR FAULT I'm lost!!

[identity profile] twinguns.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
REN, IT'S YOU! It was no lie~! Where are you?

[identity profile] travailleux.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
None. I will continue to be vigilant on that front.

As you say. First, however, they are in need of reorganisation.

[identity profile] zo-to.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes sir, of course sir. I will assure that my ears are completely cleared out the next time that you issue an order.

It won't happen again, yo.

[identity profile] acicularity.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...

We're in the same boat then. Reassuring. Lorie and I are going to meet with Rufus and then rendezvous with Rafe. We should meet with you and Tseng, then.

Where are you?

[identity profile] acicularity.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... Whether or not you doubt the position of a given person it is unwise to criticize or point out your opinion until proof has been given. If not for the purpose of tact and subtly, but it will also give you an edge if they are deceiving you.

[identity profile] twinguns.livejournal.com 2006-10-10 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh--sorry, sir! It's just that back in my time you were still working under your father! Rafe reporting for duty, Mr. President.

...waitaminute. Death? Mr. Shinra? Now I can relate to Sabra...

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