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[somethingblue]

【 FILTERED FROM THE ORGANIZATION | KNOWN VILLAINS 】

It has come to my attention that while my bowtie wearing fiancé might know many a folk to invite to our joining ceremony, I do not. And, I am not fully aware of whom he has invited. That being said, the best solution to this awkward issue is this:

YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF
THE DOCTOR
(the lad with the affinity for bowties)
AND
SEXY
(the woman living with the lad with the affinity for bowties)

There!
Problem solved, I should think!

…although that only resolves the one awkward issue.

Another is that I haven’t the foggiest whom will even conduct the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can attain one of those earthling priest persons? Or someone else who can perform such a task?

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[halvedhowl]

Did you? My mistake, I didn't think to check. I don't always keep up well with these things.

I think I've heard of weddings before, but not in a very long time. Can't say I know anything about them.

[somethingblue]

But do you know the gist of them? The other girl didn't seem to.

— at any rate, yes! A wedding.

[halvedhowl]

No, I don't.

[somethingblue]

I see. Well, as I told her:

wed·ding [wed-ing]
noun

¹ the act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials.
² the anniversary of a marriage, or its celebration: They invited guests to their silver wedding.
³ the act or an instance of blending or joining, especially opposite or contrasting elements: a perfect wedding of conservatism and liberalism.

( she takes things too literally. )

[halvedhowl]

...I'll be honest, I still don't exactly follow.

[somethingblue]

Would the definition of marriage make it easier? ( probably not. she's going to try anyway. )

mar·riage [mar-ij]
noun

¹ a; the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
b; a similar institution involving partners of the same gender: gay marriage.
² the state, condition, or relationship of being married; wedlock: a happy marriage.
³ the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of two people to live as a married couple, including the accompanying social festivities: to officiate at a marriage.
⁴ a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in the manner of a husband and wife, without legal sanction: trial marriage.

[halvedhowl]

[it really doesn't, but she's able to pick out enough words to formulate something in her head]

So you'll... be mates?

[somethingblue]

Yes, I suppose so.

[halvedhowl]

Congratulations, then. It's good to have someone.

[somethingblue]

Thank you. I've been with him for many centuries, but, not such as this.