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[somethingblue]

【 FILTERED FROM THE ORGANIZATION | KNOWN VILLAINS 】

It has come to my attention that while my bowtie wearing fiancé might know many a folk to invite to our joining ceremony, I do not. And, I am not fully aware of whom he has invited. That being said, the best solution to this awkward issue is this:

YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF
THE DOCTOR
(the lad with the affinity for bowties)
AND
SEXY
(the woman living with the lad with the affinity for bowties)

There!
Problem solved, I should think!

…although that only resolves the one awkward issue.

Another is that I haven’t the foggiest whom will even conduct the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can attain one of those earthling priest persons? Or someone else who can perform such a task?

Comments

/blows Cid's mind

[somethingblue]

By all technicalities, my name is Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

Or Idris, as this is her flesh body.
But Sexy is much easier.

[limitbreakpilot]

Time and Relative.... sounds like some sort of ship 'r something.

[somethingblue]

I am a ship.

[limitbreakpilot]

Now ain't that just something?

[somethingblue]

Or rather was... Am?
Hm.

I am the core of a ship within the body of a human.

( ... because that sounds so much better )

[limitbreakpilot]

Still damned weird if you ask me.

[somethingblue]

I am not weird for being what I am.

[limitbreakpilot]

Never said you were. Hell, it ain't even like I haven't known strange people.

[somethingblue]

Ah well, that is what I am. A ship. And my thief is the captain, I suppose. Or pilot, whichever one prefers.

It seems fitting to get married.

—do you have a ship?

[limitbreakpilot]

She ain't here.

[somethingblue]

That's unfortunate.

[limitbreakpilot]

She wouldn't fit inside the damned domes anyway.

[somethingblue]

All the more unfortunate. A captain should not be without their ship.

[limitbreakpilot]

That's what I keep tellin' people.

[somethingblue]

Do not fret, your ship is likely doing well. Is it sentient also?

[limitbreakpilot]

Nah. She's just a ship.

[somethingblue]

I'm sure she loves you all the same.

[limitbreakpilot]

Course she does. Ifrit knows I've put enough into her.

[somethingblue]

Then that should be all you need.

[limitbreakpilot]

Somethin' like, yeah.