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[somethingblue]

【 FILTERED FROM THE ORGANIZATION | KNOWN VILLAINS 】

It has come to my attention that while my bowtie wearing fiancé might know many a folk to invite to our joining ceremony, I do not. And, I am not fully aware of whom he has invited. That being said, the best solution to this awkward issue is this:

YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF
THE DOCTOR
(the lad with the affinity for bowties)
AND
SEXY
(the woman living with the lad with the affinity for bowties)

There!
Problem solved, I should think!

…although that only resolves the one awkward issue.

Another is that I haven’t the foggiest whom will even conduct the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can attain one of those earthling priest persons? Or someone else who can perform such a task?

Comments

[limitbreakpilot]

I ain't really sure I'd know what to do with a wedding, but hell. Ship's captains can do that sort of shit, right?

[shout_geronimo]

Do you need an old priest, or a young priest?

[somethingblue]

Is that so? And you're a ship captain, I take it.

[somethingblue]

Does their age matter, really? Or are you attempting some sort of joke?

[shout_geronimo]

[slightly pouty] Actually, it was a reference. Id isn't think you'd get it, but it was worth a shot.

[somethingblue]

Silly man, if only I had all my databanks, perhaps I could have located the reference. Alas.

[shout_geronimo]

You can check your past self's databanks. I don't think you'd like The Exorcist, though.

[somethingblue]

Exorcist? Not very pleasant, that, no. But perhaps I'll look anyway.

[shout_geronimo]

THat's my girl.

Right, then, how are the old wedding preparations going?

[somethingblue]

Well enough. I have my gown and my Man of Honor has his suit. Now you need one as well, the invitations are taken care of as you can see and should I play my cards right, so to speak, it seems we are to be wed by the captain of a ship.

[limitbreakpilot]

Course I am. Wouldn't have mentioned it if I weren't.

[somethingblue]

Excellent, would you like to marry us then? I would be rather pleased!

[limitbreakpilot]

Hell, might as well. I mean, how often does the chance come up, right?

[somethingblue]

Splendid! I am Sexy, of course, as I am not a man and therefore not the Doctor. Do you know the Doctor?

[limitbreakpilot]

Can't say I'm real familiar with the name.

[somethingblue]

Oh well. It doesn't really matter, thank you for agreeing to perform the ceremony. What might your name be, by the by?

[limitbreakpilot]

Cid. Highwind, not that it's gonna matter much.

[somethingblue]

Why is that?

[limitbreakpilot]

Cause I ain't heard of any other Cids here.

[somethingblue]

I've never met a 'Cid' before. So you're my first! And it's nice to meet you.

[limitbreakpilot]

Guess it ain't too common a name, then. An' likewise.

[somethingblue]

I suppose not. But neither is Doctor. Or Sexy. Or TARDIS.

[limitbreakpilot]

You sure about that?

[somethingblue]

Perhaps not! Have you heard of them before?

[limitbreakpilot]

There's a damned sight I've people I've heard called sexy.