Illness Strikes

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hello, fellow peeps and cronies! Your moderator has returned. -well, not to say I ever left. Trust me, I ain't goin' anywhere. I just haven't posted anything in awhile. It's been a little difficult. You know how some parties can get a little out a hand. Or should I say festivals? I knew it was a bad idea... Here's my thanks to 'The Mayor' for that catastrophe.

In other news, many visitors and citizens have recently fallen ill. As reported earlier by 'The Mayor', it seems to affect everyone in different ways. It's suspected that the source of this illness was caused by contamination in the water supply. Who's responsible for contaminating it is still unknown, though I personally have a pretty good idea who is to blame...

There is currently no known way to reverse the effects of this unknown illness, but I would suggest a visit to one of the cities clinics or hospitals anyway. There may be something they can do for you.

At the moment, there are five known visitors to be suffering from this illness. Another case has recently appeared, forcing me to hope to raise more awareness to avoid more from catching it. Anyone known to suffering from unusual symptoms, any unusual symptoms, is asked to report to the clinic before contacting me. As much information as I'd like to collect as soon as possible, your health should come first.

Also as mentioned, as a precaution, water that hasn't been bottled, boiled, or purified should be avoided.

And, as usual, to end I'm giving the usual warning to avoid members of the organization (commonly known for their matching black coats). They are extremely dangerous. For your own safety, do not associate with them. New information on them will always be accepted at any time.

Remember: Be on the look out for suspicious activity and don't travel alone. There's safety in numbers and all that.

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I guess you want some examples of symptoms?

[blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're a pretty sharp little guy.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble-- I'd feel a little better playing doctor if I'd had a little medical schooling first.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I know I am.

I haven't got to much on it. Like I said, it affect everyone in different ways. In one case I know of it caused someone to go blind.

[blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com]

Well. _{Nothing to worry about there.}

I don't care how much you've got on it-- I'll take what I can get. Who catches it and how? And most importantly, is it fatal?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Anyone can catch it, both visitors and citizens. It doesn't seem to be to picky. As far as I know, the water was contaminated, the most likely cause of this. I don't know how much water you need to drink to get ill, or if it only effects certain people. Since it effects everyone differently, it could not effect some at all. And if it's fatal, again, that just depends on the person.

[blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com]

It would seem, then, that my Godot Blend #78 isn't the bitterest drink around these parts-- it's got a bite to it, but nothing like that.

Anything else you think I should know? Preventative measures? Whether or not the fine, slow brewing process has been known to remove the contaminants and replace them with nothing but pure, smooth intoxicating flavor?

_{A yes on that last one would make my day, amigo.}

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I explained this already: drink bottled or boiled water. Somethin' that's purified. You should be fine that way.

[blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com]

... boiled. Everything's fine, then.

Thank you very much for the information, amigo. The police force back home could've used a guy like you.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

If they're anything like the police force here, they need all the help they can get. Of course, if I were on the force, that turn things around completely. I'd make them do all the work while I did nothing.