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Bothersome friends? Annoying neighbors? Unwanted in laws visiting?

I gotcha covered.

That's right, from the newest spooks to good 'ol fashion exorcisms, I do 'em all. Forget sending them that three year old fruitcake and give 'em somethin' really to scream about. And for a limited time only I'll even throw in a free demon possession with every exorcism. You can't beat an offer like this so don't delay n' act today!

Call it once, call it twice, call it three times. It's the ghost with the most, kiddies: Beetle Juice

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WHATEVER I WANT? IF I WERE TO ASK YOU TO GATHER INFORMATION, PER SE, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO DO THAT? OR TO FETCH A PERSON? AND WHAT SORT OF PRICE WOULD YOU CHARGE?

KILLING WILL BE UNNECESSARY. IF I WISHED THAT TO BE DONE, I WOULD SIMPLY DO IT MYSELF.

That depends on who we're dealing with here. Getting certain information could be more difficult depending on the Tom, Dick, or Harry. I may have to turn to more... Extreme measure.

I could take a look under the hood n' do an estimation for yeah though before I start workin' on 'er, if you're interested.

I DO NOT REQUIRE INFORMATION FROM TOM, DICK, OR HARRY. I AM ACTUALLY SEARCHING FOR A FEW VERY SPECIFIC PEOPLE AND THE INFORMATION THEY MAY KNOW.

AND I BELIEVE VERY FEW OF THEM WEAR THEIR HOODS UP ANYMORE.

AND MY QUESTIONS OF PRICE HAVE NOT YET BEEN ANSWERED. HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO, FOR EXAMPLE, FETCH A PERSON OF PRESUMED AUTHORITY?

Ah, detective work then. I gotcha covered. Who am I interrogating, or spyin' on, or whatever? Any hot babes? -oh, and whaddyeah wanna know from these hoodlums?

There's no real cash here or something, right? And I'm not taking any of those stupid plants like the rest of the idiots in this place. Man, this could be difficult... You got anything valuable on hand? Any expensive jewelry, powerfully magic items?

~~This is fucking stupid without cash...~~

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