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[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?

The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

It ain't a theory, it's a fact. Not that I would want to be seen with you creeps, never mind join you.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

A shame, indeed.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I agree. After all, we could always use a mascot.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

I agree wholeheartedly. A little amusement may be just the thing, after all.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

I bet we can find something better, though. He's not even a very cute rat.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm not a rat!

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Or cute, for that matter.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

True, he does seem to be lacking a certain something.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Nothing like your lacking intelligence.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Maybe a large, red bow of sorts? That seems to work in even the worst of situations.

Or perhaps we could allow Larxene to apply her "feminine touch." I'm sure she would just jump at the chance.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Maybe, we should just use Larxene. HA!

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

She does, after all, have prior experience.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I'll provide the small wire wheel if you can bring the bait.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

I believe I can find something to suit our would-be mayor's tastes. They should, after all, be fairly mundane.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I ain't no would-be, I'm a soon-be and I ain't gunna fall for any dumb 'trick' you think you can pull.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm MUCH smarter than that.