ATTENTION!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Attention all Paixins... Paixaonies, Paxories? Oy, what were they callin' them again? ...Paixaoans! -yeah, that's the one. *ahem* This is your newly elected moderator speaking; the one and only me! And it is with high spirits I boldly accept my new duty of taking care of all you little people out there. Unlike that lousy, good for nothin' mayor, I will be answering your questions and dealing with both new and old visitors to the island.

Now then, as your royal person, leader, CEO, and... Eh, basic, good old fashion moderator I have but a few simple demands:

First, I would like peace and harmony amongst all the Paixaoans of the island. -yeah, that's good. And second, I'd like a million dollars. Or pearls... Or clams, something expensive.

Actually! Why don't you give me the million clams first, and we'll do peace and harmony amongst all the Paixaoans second? That works well.

-Oh! Yeah, and third, I want a full body fur brushing every morning with a nice, stiff bristled bush.

...you know, now that I think of it, why don't you give me the clams and the fur brushing first and second 'cause their easy ones and third we'll do the peace and harmony amongst the paixaoans stuff.

Comments

[sparkplasma.livejournal.com]

Elected? I never heard about an election...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't a big fancy one with banners, posters or anything... Are you saying you'd actually cast your else where? Against me?

[sparkplasma.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd have to know who else was running first.

I've never heard of a small animal being elected to public office before, that's all...

[overlords_wrath]

And you accuse me of being bored.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're just jealous you didn't get the position. Though, I could find one for you... I do need somebody to do that fur brushing.

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah. REAL jealous.

...

So, really, what the hell are you doing?

[callme-queen.livejournal.com]

If you're as little as I hear you are, you'd better get ready for a coup.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Apparently someone doesn't know about how big my body guards are.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe

Firssst: You do realizsse that everything the localsss consssider valubable is ussselesss.

Sssecond: Where propose anyone could get the clamsss. The nativesss sssurely will not give them to you and no one isss allowed beyond the gatesss. Not that anyone would get them for you anywaysss.

Third: No conventional brusssh would be, parden the term, sssmall enough to do a good job on your' fur. And I'm sssure knowbody here could live up to your' exsspectationsss and do a good job.

Fourth: Peacsse and harmony? I can't sssee that happening any time sssoon unlesss you can hypnotissse massssesss of people.

Bessst of wissshes to you, good luck.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

...are you telling me, I don't get anything out of this job? No great amounts of power, no servants, no expensive items, no fur brushing's, nothing? Not even the royal treatment?!

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Oh nooo! Of courssse you get sssomething! The undying gratitude of all new "Paixssaonsss" to come to the isssland.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! What's so good about that?! I thought this was... You tricked me! -not that I can be tricked. Because I, uh, tricked you into thinking you tricked me. Yeah...

[ooc: Hey, just thought I'd let you know when replying to characters journals, comments and such you don't have to follow the same format as in the RPing posts ;)]

[weeatbodies.livejournal.com]

Good luck; it looks like you'll need it with this crowd. He's right, though; you won't be getting anything immediately tangible out of this. The real benefits are respect, if you can earn it from anyone, and the potential networking opportunities. Meeting everyone new enough to be asking questions means you might make more friends in high places.

[atwelthstorm.livejournal.com]

So~

Where's the new office then, hmm?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, eh, uh... It's just over by the, ah... -You know where it is!

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

Wh-What!!

There was no authorized election!

ALL CITIZENS SHOULD DISREGARD THIS POST

[overlords_wrath]

I don't think you'll have any problem with that.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

No! Can't you see what is happening here? Because of my leadership qualities and vast intellect the citizens have decided to make me in charge instead of you. And, of course, I will go along with it. If anyone post should be disregarded, it's yours.

[weeatbodies.livejournal.com]

Bluntly, you're so bad at answering questions to "foreigners" like us that we're pretty sure anybody would be a better choice to turn to than you. Why not Timon? And it seems like a good idea for that someone else to be another foreigner, since they would have no reason to withold information from us the way you do.

[thewaspwoman.livejournal.com]

Peace and harmony?

Millions of dollars?

Haaaaa...

How 'bout I shove some fake money up your ass instead? Sound peachy enough for ya?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Up my... ?

[sir-doctor.livejournal.com]

You know... That sounds like a pretty important job. Lots of rules and responsibilities. Not very Hakuna Matata of you...

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

All it really requiresss isss for him to possst a comment on the journalsss sssimilar to the one made by (Overlord?) Laharl earlier every now and then to prevent thossse easssily irritated from doing something rasssh and prevent panic amongssst thossse newly arriving

Do YOU have a better idea than Timon?

[fuzzymaraca.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's easy telling people what you know and making up what you don't. I like the fur brushing idea, though. I'll have to get him to let me in on that part, especially since he'll probably try to draft me as his bodyguard or something. Might as well get some perks from the job.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Not very Hakuna Matata? When there's power involved, I can make an exception Ha! Aren't you forgetting, I make the rules? Besides, this is easy stuff. All I gotta do is tell people what to do and where to go. What's so hard about that?