ATTENTION!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Attention all Paixins... Paixaonies, Paxories? Oy, what were they callin' them again? ...Paixaoans! -yeah, that's the one. *ahem* This is your newly elected moderator speaking; the one and only me! And it is with high spirits I boldly accept my new duty of taking care of all you little people out there. Unlike that lousy, good for nothin' mayor, I will be answering your questions and dealing with both new and old visitors to the island.

Now then, as your royal person, leader, CEO, and... Eh, basic, good old fashion moderator I have but a few simple demands:

First, I would like peace and harmony amongst all the Paixaoans of the island. -yeah, that's good. And second, I'd like a million dollars. Or pearls... Or clams, something expensive.

Actually! Why don't you give me the million clams first, and we'll do peace and harmony amongst all the Paixaoans second? That works well.

-Oh! Yeah, and third, I want a full body fur brushing every morning with a nice, stiff bristled bush.

...you know, now that I think of it, why don't you give me the clams and the fur brushing first and second 'cause their easy ones and third we'll do the peace and harmony amongst the paixaoans stuff.

Comments

[sparkplasma.livejournal.com]

Elected? I never heard about an election...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't a big fancy one with banners, posters or anything... Are you saying you'd actually cast your else where? Against me?

[overlords_wrath]

And you accuse me of being bored.

[callme-queen.livejournal.com]

If you're as little as I hear you are, you'd better get ready for a coup.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're just jealous you didn't get the position. Though, I could find one for you... I do need somebody to do that fur brushing.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Apparently someone doesn't know about how big my body guards are.

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah. REAL jealous.

...

So, really, what the hell are you doing?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Weren't you listening? ...never mind, of course you weren't.

Basically I'm dealin' with public affairs of everybody on the island. Anybody new here with questions I explain stuff too. Or, anyone else.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe

Firssst: You do realizsse that everything the localsss consssider valubable is ussselesss.

Sssecond: Where propose anyone could get the clamsss. The nativesss sssurely will not give them to you and no one isss allowed beyond the gatesss. Not that anyone would get them for you anywaysss.

Third: No conventional brusssh would be, parden the term, sssmall enough to do a good job on your' fur. And I'm sssure knowbody here could live up to your' exsspectationsss and do a good job.

Fourth: Peacsse and harmony? I can't sssee that happening any time sssoon unlesss you can hypnotissse massssesss of people.

Bessst of wissshes to you, good luck.

[overlords_wrath]

Uh huh. And how did you come by this job?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I was elected. Don't you ever listen to me?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

...are you telling me, I don't get anything out of this job? No great amounts of power, no servants, no expensive items, no fur brushing's, nothing? Not even the royal treatment?!

[overlords_wrath]

Riiight. Nope. Sometimes.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Sometimes?! Well, I don't think I ever listen to you.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Oh nooo! Of courssse you get sssomething! The undying gratitude of all new "Paixssaonsss" to come to the isssland.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! What's so good about that?! I thought this was... You tricked me! -not that I can be tricked. Because I, uh, tricked you into thinking you tricked me. Yeah...

[ooc: Hey, just thought I'd let you know when replying to characters journals, comments and such you don't have to follow the same format as in the RPing posts ;)]

[atwelthstorm.livejournal.com]

So~

Where's the new office then, hmm?

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

Wh-What!!

There was no authorized election!

ALL CITIZENS SHOULD DISREGARD THIS POST

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, eh, uh... It's just over by the, ah... -You know where it is!

[overlords_wrath]

You sure don't. Someone wouldn't have ended up in the hospital if they had listened to me at least that one time.

[overlords_wrath]

I don't think you'll have any problem with that.

[atwelthstorm.livejournal.com]

Mm~ I'm sure I do, Timon. <3

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

No! Can't you see what is happening here? Because of my leadership qualities and vast intellect the citizens have decided to make me in charge instead of you. And, of course, I will go along with it. If anyone post should be disregarded, it's yours.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Then don't ask.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Laharl, you stay outta this. This is important leader talk.