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You know, just because I was the first person to pass out at last night's crawl was not a good reason to dump me off in the middle of nowhere. I hope you all had a good time trying to explain to Veld why his coffee maker is still broken this morning! You know how he gets if he hasn't had any java. Serve you all right to have to do training for a couple of hours since I'm stuck at this Niflheim place. Dropping off drunk friends in the middle of nowhere is not funny.

There was a desk set up at that gate, and the instructions with this little gizmo said I could get ahold of anyone here with it. Is this thing on? I wonder if I can get an extra one and take it apart, see how it works. Can't be any harder than that time I took apart Tseng's PDA and reprogrammed it to display naked Wutian babes everytime someone tapped the screen and then had it go back to Reno's terminal so it looked like he did it. I'm pretty sure I can lift one off someone to take it apart and learn it.

Where the hell are you guys?

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I think I remember you. She brought you in that one time to see us.

Even if this isn't a practical joke, are you sure Reno isn't to blame? I bet he sold us all to a foreign country or something like that.

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You're serious, right? From the future?

Yeah, I'll... I'll head that way.

Somehow I don't think even Reno could pull off something like this. But I'm sure he had something to do with it!

You probably remember me as an annoying school kid. I hated my sister and all the Turks back then. Funny how things changed. I became a Turk years after you... Well, you... you see...

Technically you're from the past. There's no easy way to say it, but you're already dead. A lot of the Turks from your time were either killed or went MIA; my sister included. But you're here. Alive. So I just thought you might have seen her.

I bet he did to. Leave it to him to piss off some higher power and land us all here.

Dead? Me? How the hell did I buy it? I bet that fucker Reno killed me!

Your sister? I haven't seen her yet, no. I woke up here alone, and I'm heading towards the station to meet with Aki. If we're here, she has to be here, right?

"Some chick"? Charming...

Anyway, I don't know how everyone died. Maybe you didn't. Maybe you came here instead, but were reported MIA?

Anyway, I'll try and catch up with you guys asap. I'm on my way...