Lost: Priest

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Alright. First off: These things need to come with directions. You don't just hand someone a computer thing and expect them to know how to use it.


Looks like this is a message board for whoeverthefuck is lost here too and looking for familiar faces.

I need a priest. He's short. Blond hair, blue eyes. Really fucking girly. Goes by the name "Izaya". He might be with a bitch with huge tits. woman by the name of Miyabi. If you see him tell him Kyo's looking for him. He'll know what to do after that. Or at least he should. If he doesn't you have my permission to give him a good slap across his face and point him in the direction of the "4M" area. Or "M4".


While I'm waiting can anyone tell me just what the hell this place is? So far all I've gotten is cryptic answers and the name "Paixao".



EDIT: How many DD cups are there here, anyway? Just curious.

Comments

[yellowhotpants.livejournal.com]

Hey, I resent that!

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Miyabi?

[yellowhotpants.livejournal.com]

... no.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

.....

Then you got anything to say about this place that I should know about before I lose my interest?

[yellowhotpants.livejournal.com]

One, describing someone as "a bitch with huge tits" is not a good idea. Trust me.

Two, there's not much to tell because everyone is clueless.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

You don't know Miyabi. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

....Fuck.

Well. You know who I am. How about telling me who you are.

[yellowhotpants.livejournal.com]

No, I know what I'm talking about.

Faye Valentine.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

...Alright. So every stacked woman isn't a bitch. Just Miyabi. You happy now?

[yellowhotpants.livejournal.com]

I meant I didn't want to be mistaken for your friend. People see large tits and forget the rest of the description.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

She's not a friend. But I guess I can see where you're coming from. I'll change the description a bit.

[yellowhotpants.livejournal.com]

That's... better.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to contact you if I meet Miyabi or Izaya here, Kyo! And as far as I know, there are about 7 people with DD cups in Paixao ;)

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Right, thanks. And only seven, huh? Then it shouldn't be too hard to find her..

[kyo-sohma13.livejournal.com]

Damn, I thought that whoever was running this place would have better choice of who they brought here, but I guess not. Have fun perv.

Oh yeah, and this place sucks.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Perv? Tell me where you are little boy so I can come over there and kick your ass~ I'm only trying to figure out how difficult it's going to be to spot my group here. Tits stand out more than other features.

Stating the fucking obvious. You're real helpful.

[kyo-sohma13.livejournal.com]

"Little boy"? Oh, I will take you on anytime, asshole.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

A bold statement for someone whose balls haven't dropped yet. I'm probably twice your size, kid. I could step on you if I so pleased~

[kyo-sohma13.livejournal.com]

Grr... I'm going to tear you apart when I get the chance.

[soundsplitter.livejournal.com]

Did they give you brochures along with your journal? I was given a comprehensive booklet of the city. It helps greatly, so I recommend that you acquire one of those.

As for your friends, I can tell you a few things. Brother Izaya might be a little hard to find since Paixao's residents are of the same color... but I guess you could distinguish by clothing. Although he might have been with Miss Miyabi in your world before you came here, he could appear by himself. Same for Miss Miyabi.

It's weird, I know.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

I didn't get any brochure. I'll make sure to go look for one soon. ...Any idea where some could be?

Knock the fancy titles off, girl. They don't deserve them. But thanks for the insight. I'll keep it in mind.

[soundsplitter.livejournal.com]

By the gate you went through, perhaps? They should be there. If not, you can probably try asking the, hmm.. "receptionist," the one who gave you the journal.

Aaah.. right. You're welcome. I do what I can.

[sky-too-high.livejournal.com]

...I'll definately be looking for some big titted girls. When I'm done with them I'll send them your way.. XD

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Aren't you the little smartass.. I'll be holding you to your word, kid. Don't disappoint me, now.

[keep-to-myself.livejournal.com]

...

Just make a note of all the young women you see with back pains.

[pirate-knight.livejournal.com]

Haha, aren't you the bold one? Asking us women such a personal question!

[blood-n-snow.livejournal.com]

You cannot believe how appalled I am to find you, of all people, here.

And no, Izaya isn't with me. I'm going to ignore your description of me since you seem oh-so-very confused; it's no wonder.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Likewise.

Now where the fuck are you?

[blood-n-snow.livejournal.com]

Joutenheim, which is approximately five miles southwest of you. I'm not going to travel all that way for the likes of you. Besides, my stomach wound is threatening to open again.

[denymadness.livejournal.com]

Then I'll come over to you, dumbass. There's this station up ahead of me. A train should take less than an hour.

I thought that thing would've healed by now.

[blood-n-snow.livejournal.com]

Thank you; you're so kind. Hope you don't pass the station you're to board off.

Heh. I thought so too, but after that run, my stitching nearly ripped. I hope Oboro's found Izaya since he ran away looking for you.