[ voice; laharl's journal ]

[promisor]

[ Although everything indicates that the poster is Laharl, the voice that speaks is decidedly not the young Overlord's. ]

Before we embark on this journey for a way out that will undoubtedly be filled with peril, I have a public service announcement to make that will benefit all of you. Naturally, we'll need all the strength we can get to face our opponents so I will share with you the secret to quickly becoming stronger! Not only that, but it is also the key to a long and healthy life, and that secret is .... SARRDIIINEEESS!!

Sardines are very nutritious, full of nutrients like omega-3 fatty acids that help you stay as healthy as can be by preventing diseases, cleansing your blood and helping you to burn fat that much faster. They aren't just full of antioxidants, they actually enhance physical energy too! They have all the necessary B vitamins and major minerals. What more could you possibly want!? They should be part of every staple diet! I can attest to their power myself, it's thanks to sardines that I have regained the power I once lost as a Tyrant.

The sardine goodness doesn't just end at their culinary value, however! It's even said that they repel evil due to their potent smell. So don't you underestimate the power of sardines.

You can taste just how great these fish are for yourselves! Just ask for them from the Prinnies on the sixth floor. We MUST be well-prepared!

Comments

[voice]

[meerkatmama]

Wow! I've never heard of sardines before, but they sound amazing! I should find some for Timon.

[voice]

[promisor]

What a deprived life you must lead! But fear not, that can easily be fixed now. I have plenty of sardines to share.

[voice]

[meerkatmama]

To think I've been missing out!

You'd really share?

[voice]

[promisor]

Of course! We are all in this together, are we not? That makes us comrades and comrades look out for each other.

[voice]

[meerkatmama]

O-Oh... well I'm not sure how I can... help in any of this. But I think my son can, and I want him to be in the best of shape at all times!

[lovesamidboss]

Where did you get that journal?

[:|]

[promisor]

Why, it was lying around in the throne room.

[lovesamidboss]

I see... I suppose that makes sense.

[promisor]

I have no intention of keeping it, I merely wanted to share this knowledge before everyone set out.

[Voice]

[sparkwithinme]

...Sardines?




Really?

[Voice]

[promisor]

Really. I wouldn't lie about the importance of sardines.

[Voice]

[sparkwithinme]

But... how can you get power from a fish? Last I checked they definitely didn't have any kind of magical property.

[Voice]

[promisor]

Weren't you paying attention to what I said? It's because of all the health benefits! They work quite naturally, there's no magic needed.

[limitbreakpilot]

I ain't seeing how sardines are gonna be doing us a damned bit of good against what we end up finding.

[promisor]

Then you obviously weren't listening. Sardines will make you healthy and stronger! Two things that are needed to fight a good battle.

[limitbreakpilot]

Maybe in the long run, sure, but eating one today ain't gonna get us any damned bit closer to the end of this.

[promisor]

But it'll be a start and every little bit helps!

[cowardly_hero]

Uh... You get into some fermented berries or somethin'?

And what's with givin' Ma all these ideas, huh?

[promisor]

Of course not, I only eat sardines.

And they're splendid ideas! You should listen to your mother, she understands.

[cowardly_hero]

You what? Since when?

Who is this?

[promisor]

Oh, for a while now.

And my name is Valvatorez. I'm a Prinny Instructor from Hades!

Terribly late [voice]

[trademark_skull]

[... That sounded like Val, but it was that other demon kid's journal--Sardine speeches, never mind it's Val.]

You took his journal?

[Apparently that kid isn't so tough after all]

never [voice]

[promisor]

No, I found it.

[trademark_skull]

[Found it?]

He wasn't even there?

[That seemed... odd.]

[promisor]

It seems like he left in a hurry somewhere, it was discarded it in the throne room.