promisor: (lecture time.)
LORD VALVATOREZ。 ([personal profile] promisor) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2013-02-14 11:04 pm
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[ voice; laharl's journal ]

[ Although everything indicates that the poster is Laharl, the voice that speaks is decidedly not the young Overlord's. ]

Before we embark on this journey for a way out that will undoubtedly be filled with peril, I have a public service announcement to make that will benefit all of you. Naturally, we'll need all the strength we can get to face our opponents so I will share with you the secret to quickly becoming stronger! Not only that, but it is also the key to a long and healthy life, and that secret is .... SARRDIIINEEESS!!

Sardines are very nutritious, full of nutrients like omega-3 fatty acids that help you stay as healthy as can be by preventing diseases, cleansing your blood and helping you to burn fat that much faster. They aren't just full of antioxidants, they actually enhance physical energy too! They have all the necessary B vitamins and major minerals. What more could you possibly want!? They should be part of every staple diet! I can attest to their power myself, it's thanks to sardines that I have regained the power I once lost as a Tyrant.

The sardine goodness doesn't just end at their culinary value, however! It's even said that they repel evil due to their potent smell. So don't you underestimate the power of sardines.

You can taste just how great these fish are for yourselves! Just ask for them from the Prinnies on the sixth floor. We MUST be well-prepared!
meerkatmama: (Proud Ma is proud.)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-14 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
To think I've been missing out!

You'd really share?
meerkatmama: (Cheer up son.)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-14 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
O-Oh... well I'm not sure how I can... help in any of this. But I think my son can, and I want him to be in the best of shape at all times!
meerkatmama: (Home sweet home.)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-16 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds wonderful!
meerkatmama: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-19 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[whispers] He doesn't sound thrilled about the idea, but I think we can work something out.
cowardly_hero: (I'M NOT STUPID!)

[voice]

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2013-02-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
You are not, absolutely not, putting me on a diet!
cowardly_hero: (I Don't Think So)

[voice]

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2013-02-16 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in impeccable condition. Have you seen these biceps?

I don't need a diet.
meerkatmama: (Timon takes things literally!)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-19 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
But what if they can make you more fit?
cowardly_hero: (I Know Stupid)

[voice]

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2013-02-19 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever happened to being happened to being perfect just the way I am?
meerkatmama: (My son is not trouble D:)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-19 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Now there's all this... charging into battle sort of stuff going on! I don't want you to get hurt. [long pause, then she's hesitant, whispered] ...Are you fighting, Timmy?
cowardly_hero: (No One Said Those Were Your Grubs)

[voice]

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2013-02-19 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Fighting? Fighting who?

... No! I mean, I don't think so.
meerkatmama: (Cheer up son.)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-19 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Alright.















It's okay, you know. If you want. I think you could help.


[MY LITTLE BOY. ALL GROWN UP.]
cowardly_hero: (Power)

[voice]

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2013-02-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, I know I can!

Thanks, Ma.
meerkatmama: (Choking the life out of Timon. ftw.)

[voice]

[personal profile] meerkatmama 2013-02-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I love you, Timon.
cowardly_hero: (Choking - Not Breathing!)

[voice]

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2013-02-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Love yeah too, Ma.

[And he's gonna be able to tell you that in person when he finds you.]