paixaomb | [ voice; laharl's journal ]

[ Although everything indicates that the poster is Laharl, the voice that speaks is decidedly not the young Overlord's. ]

Before we embark on this journey for a way out that will undoubtedly be filled with peril, I have a public service announcement to make that will benefit all of you. Naturally, we'll need all the strength we can get to face our opponents so I will share with you the secret to quickly becoming stronger! Not only that, but it is also the key to a long and healthy life, and that secret is .... SARRDIIINEEESS!!

Sardines are very nutritious, full of nutrients like omega-3 fatty acids that help you stay as healthy as can be by preventing diseases, cleansing your blood and helping you to burn fat that much faster. They aren't just full of antioxidants, they actually enhance physical energy too! They have all the necessary B vitamins and major minerals. What more could you possibly want!? They should be part of every staple diet! I can attest to their power myself, it's thanks to sardines that I have regained the power I once lost as a Tyrant.

The sardine goodness doesn't just end at their culinary value, however! It's even said that they repel evil due to their potent smell. So don't you underestimate the power of sardines.

You can taste just how great these fish are for yourselves! Just ask for them from the Prinnies on the sixth floor. We MUST be well-prepared!