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[somethingblue]

【 FILTERED FROM THE ORGANIZATION | KNOWN VILLAINS 】

It has come to my attention that while my bowtie wearing fiancé might know many a folk to invite to our joining ceremony, I do not. And, I am not fully aware of whom he has invited. That being said, the best solution to this awkward issue is this:

YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF
THE DOCTOR
(the lad with the affinity for bowties)
AND
SEXY
(the woman living with the lad with the affinity for bowties)

There!
Problem solved, I should think!

…although that only resolves the one awkward issue.

Another is that I haven’t the foggiest whom will even conduct the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can attain one of those earthling priest persons? Or someone else who can perform such a task?

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[somethingblue]

But do you know the gist of them? The other girl didn't seem to.

— at any rate, yes! A wedding.

[graviga]

It's completely necessary.

I'll be sure to find something extra special for you.

[somethingblue]

How kind of you.

[cowardly_hero]

What? I'm just saying... obviously you must be worth it to him.

Yeesh.

[permavoice]

[cowardly_hero]

Oi, you too?

[halvedhowl]

No, I don't.

[shout_geronimo]

Yes, me, too. Speaking of, OI!

[somethingblue]

I see. Well, as I told her:

wed·ding [wed-ing]
noun

¹ the act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials.
² the anniversary of a marriage, or its celebration: They invited guests to their silver wedding.
³ the act or an instance of blending or joining, especially opposite or contrasting elements: a perfect wedding of conservatism and liberalism.

( she takes things too literally. )

[cowardly_hero]

And an oy vey to you!

[somethingblue]

I certainly hope so, after the centuries I've carted him around.

[cowardly_hero]

You carted him?

[shout_geronimo]

No, no oy vey. Just oi.

[somethingblue]

I'm his time ship when I'm not in a fleshling body, my dear.

1/2

[cowardly_hero]

[There's silence on his end for a moment.]

2/2

[cowardly_hero]

What did you just call me? [Yes, that's what phases him.]

[cowardly_hero]

No, you're saying oi. I'm saying oy vey.

[somethingblue]

Are you unaccustomed to the word 'dear'?

( totally unbothered that that's all that seems to bother him. )

Should I try something else? Such as 'sweetie' or 'hun'?

[cowardly_hero]

NO!

Ah heh... No. Just Timon. None of that... other stuff.

[halvedhowl]

...I'll be honest, I still don't exactly follow.

[somethingblue]

Timon then.

You may call me Sexy.

[cowardly_hero]

I'd much rather not. Any other names?

[somethingblue]

Would the definition of marriage make it easier? ( probably not. she's going to try anyway. )

mar·riage [mar-ij]
noun

¹ a; the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
b; a similar institution involving partners of the same gender: gay marriage.
² the state, condition, or relationship of being married; wedlock: a happy marriage.
³ the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of two people to live as a married couple, including the accompanying social festivities: to officiate at a marriage.
⁴ a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in the manner of a husband and wife, without legal sanction: trial marriage.

[scentacrosstime]

You should come Blue! I'm the main man who's Made of Honor in this.

[somethingblue]

That is my name.

[cowardly_hero]

I was afraid of that.