[Voice]

[gumdroppizza]

[Long Gasp]

Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!

How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!

Cricket Chirping.MP3

G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?

Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!

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[chosencasanova]

Ohhhh, trouble in paradise, is it?

[gumdroppizza]

[Gives a sigh.]

Ya, ya you could say that.

[chosencasanova]

That's too bad. But I wouldn't worry your pretty little head about it. Apparently memory problems are pretty common here.

[gumdroppizza]

They are? Why's that, do you know?

[chosencasanova]

I don't have much of an explanation for it myself. I just know what other people have told me.

[gumdroppizza]

Ooooh dear, well I'll have to look into that. Figured something was off about a place that won't let ya go back the way ya came.

[chosencasanova]

No kidding... But the company's not half bad.

[gumdroppizza]

Oh well, you gotta point. Make do with who you're hanging around with, right?

So what's your name dear?

[chosencasanova]

The Great Zelos Wilder at your service, my blue-green beauty.

[gumdroppizza]

[Gives a little giggle.]

Oh you flirt~

Nice to meet you Zelos! Perhaps you're great sure, but tell me dear. Are you as wild as your last name implies are you, into rock and roll, born to be wild?

[Makes an excellent guitar sound.]

[chosencasanova]

[there's a small silence here, as he's still wondering just what the hell that sound was]

Can't say I've heard of rock and roll, but "born to be wild" fits me well enough.

[gumdroppizza]

Ohoho really? The adventurous type then?

[chosencasanova]

I've been on a few.

[gumdroppizza]

How'd they go~? Were they fun? Exciting?

[chosencasanova]

Oh, definitely. Fought a few monsters, saved a few pretty girls... All just a day's work.

[gumdroppizza]

What a charming hero you are~

[chosencasanova]

Well, I wouldn't call myself a hero... [that's an insult to all the REAL heroes out there as far as he's concerned] Just stating the facts.

[gumdroppizza]

[Giggles.]

So what kind of charmer are you? Or are you just a natural flirt?

[chosencasanova]

Depends on what kind of charmers you're thinking of.

[gumdroppizza]

Well since you're charming me handsome, let me be the first to guess!

You're a... Red-Head! You're got a spark in you, and you're ready to ignite, baby you're firework! Have you let your colours burst yet? 'Cause you make em go up up, and lead up across sky, iy, iy~

[chosencasanova]

Well you've got the red-head part right. Anything else?

[gumdroppizza]

Hmmmm, Rogue type? Stealing girl's hearts~?

[chosencasanova]

More of a swordsman, actually. And I always make sure that my hunnies have something to remember me by.

[gumdroppizza]

Oooooh! You're the knight in shining armor type then!

[chosencasanova]

...That sounds a bit closer, sure.