[Voice]

[gumdroppizza]

[Long Gasp]

Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!

How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!

Cricket Chirping.MP3

G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?

Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!

Comments

[chosencasanova]

Oh, definitely. Fought a few monsters, saved a few pretty girls... All just a day's work.

[gumdroppizza]

What a charming hero you are~

[chosencasanova]

Well, I wouldn't call myself a hero... [that's an insult to all the REAL heroes out there as far as he's concerned] Just stating the facts.

[gumdroppizza]

[Giggles.]

So what kind of charmer are you? Or are you just a natural flirt?

[chosencasanova]

Depends on what kind of charmers you're thinking of.

[gumdroppizza]

Well since you're charming me handsome, let me be the first to guess!

You're a... Red-Head! You're got a spark in you, and you're ready to ignite, baby you're firework! Have you let your colours burst yet? 'Cause you make em go up up, and lead up across sky, iy, iy~

[chosencasanova]

Well you've got the red-head part right. Anything else?

[gumdroppizza]

Hmmmm, Rogue type? Stealing girl's hearts~?

[chosencasanova]

More of a swordsman, actually. And I always make sure that my hunnies have something to remember me by.

[gumdroppizza]

Oooooh! You're the knight in shining armor type then!

[chosencasanova]

...That sounds a bit closer, sure.

[gumdroppizza]

Ooooo, you better watch out Mr. Knight, you might find the princess of your dreams one day~!

[chosencasanova]

Heh, are you sure about that? Dreams are harder to come by than that.

[gumdroppizza]

Sometimes they come out of the blue too, you may never know~

[chosencasanova]

Whatever you say. At least you're optimistic.

[gumdroppizza]

[Giggles.]

Oh I often like to see the glass full rather than empty, it's a little bit more comforting that way.

[chosencasanova]

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Just what I noticed.

[gumdroppizza]

Mm, so what else have you noticed?

[chosencasanova]

Just a few things. That you're someone who looks like she enjoys life, that you've got a lot of energy, that you, uh... have a master? [wait what? Why didn't he notice that before? What does she mean by that?]

[gumdroppizza]

I am indeed, verily.

Hm? Oh yes, I do, comes with being a Genie of the Bottle sometimes. Ya get a new master every once in a while.

[chosencasanova]

A genie?

[gumdroppizza]

Yup!