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Okay, so this thing is like a PDA then, is it? It's not so bad once you get used to it...but still weird because I don't normally talk to people I don't know. Or post, I suppose I'm posting, aren't I? Sorry, I'm new here and this is all a little much. I'm not usually asked to post things.

Anyway, I'm Rory. I imagine you must get this a lot but I'm looking for someone. Someones, maybe. One would be a woman with gorgeous red hair and answers to the name Amy. She's my wife, by the way, so please don't try anything. Second, a man with a bow tie and goes by...just The Doctor. I know they tend to run off but I don't think they'd ever pitch me out of the TARDIS and then disappear.

So, yeah, if you could give me a start on that I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

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No.

That's the voice of a jealous man.

No...no it's not.

Yes... yes, it is.

[sigh]

I didn't even wear a bow tie at my wedding.

... What?!

[sounds positively scandalized] No.

YES! [He doesn't even know why they're arguing about this]

[sputtering] How could you not wear a bow tie to your own wedding?! How is that even possible?

Lots of reasons. I just like ties better.

Bow ties are ties. Cool ones.

What's wrong with just a regular tie!

Nothing a bow tie can't fix.

OFCOURSE BOW TIES ARE BETTER THAN REGULAR TIES!

Listen to this man, sonny boy, he obviously knows more than you about the frabjousness of bow ties.

See? Rory, this is a man who knows a thing or two about bow ties!

You obviously have good taste.

Oho why thank you good sir. I always know where the fashion world is going. At it's going straight into my closet of style and greatness! Not too mention my Hat making wonders!

[Giggles.]

I must introduce myself to you. I'm the Mad Hatter, my fellow fashionable fellow, what's your name?

You make hats! [sounds positively delighted] What kind of hats?

Nice to meet you. I'm the Doctor - no. [if possible, he sounds even more delighted] The Mad Hatter?

Oooooo! All types, big hats, small hats, the kinds with feathers, the kinds with doves, even the ones that look like little boats!

I know 'em all!

[Giggles]

Nice to meet you Doctor! Oh yes, I am the Mad Hatter! Heard of me have you~?

Have you got a shop? I love a good shop.

Of course I've heard of you! Who hasn't?

Oh I do. Except not here. I want it to be here. I should set one up here. YES! ONE HERE WOULD BE PERFECT!'

Well not at this exact location no, it'd had to be somewhere else. Some place that's perfect for Hat selling around here, I wonder who I'd talk to for that? There's no Queens here to ask for the priviledge, not that I ever needed it but-YOU HAAAAAAAVE?!

OH LOVELY! I always knew I'd be famous somewhere! I bet I have many MANY fans where you come from!

You should set one up here! And let me know when you do!

Actually, you do.

You shall be the first to know my good sir!

I do?! Really? You're not pulling my leg now? Because I only got two here.

Brilliant!

If I were pulling your leg, I'd make sure it had bells on first.

BELLS?!!

SIR! I AM NOT A DOG!! ...

At least last time I checked...

...

Am I barking? Please tell me if I am.

It's a figure of speech!

Not the last time I checked, no.

Really...? ... Hah, I never thought a speech could have a figure. Egads, you learns something new everyday.

Oh well, thank goodness I'm not. I would have to learn to do tricks, like balance a bone on my nose, and that's just too silly!

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