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I have been seeing more and more of them around as of late. Sadly, none of them are interested in tea.
Merlin's beard...
I haven't heard of a lion massacre before. What are the other ones doing? And where's the zoo?
I haven't heard of a lion massacre before. What are the other ones doing? And where's the zoo?
I'm no expert, but I don't think they like tea very much.
There's no zoo on the map. Maybe we should make one.
There's no zoo on the map. Maybe we should make one.
Massacre? Who said anything about a massacre?
Perhaps it is too hot for them. Cats lap their milk, so perhaps I should make it colder.
Despite what has happened, I feel it would not be in the best interest to cage these lions. A caged bird's song is full of sorrow only because of the bars.
Despite what has happened, I feel it would not be in the best interest to cage these lions. A caged bird's song is full of sorrow only because of the bars.
[sigh]
Is that all you people can think about?
Is that all you people can think about?
Maybe that word doesn't quite fit the picture. Still, it isn't good that there's lions running around to kill and eat people.
I suppose?
Perhaps, but it would keep both us and the lions safe.
Perhaps, but it would keep both us and the lions safe.
I'm thinking the same. One is a bit too many, don't you think?
I'm not sure where you're from, but where I come from, the only places lions run around free are in places far away from people. Lions and humans don't quite get along, so having so many running around here is just a recipe for disaster.
[OoC: No, Remus doesn't know he's talking to a lion.]
[OoC: No, Remus doesn't know he's talking to a lion.]
...Thanks. I'll keep that in mind, human.
Well, if you can tell which ones are the ones killing people from the ones that aren't, then maybe we could just cage up the dangerous ones.
That wouldn't happen to be the creepy one with a scar over its eye, would it?
...
You're one of the lions, aren't you?
You're one of the lions, aren't you?
I ain't the type to hang 'round creeps like that.
I'm sure it would, but at least they wouldn't be able to eat any more people.
That's good to know. You mind describing the one that's your friend so I don't hex him?
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