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[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

I have yet to address the city as a whole since my election to the position of mayor, and for that, I do apologize. But at last I have selected my staff who, over the next few days, will be aiding myself in rejuvenating Paixao. We have already begun the simpler stages of this process; now, we are to act, and the fruits of efforts will soon be on display for all.

I take the time now to address any pressing matters that any of our foreigners may currently have.




Mayor Marcus Praetoris

Comments

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Hello, Mayor sir. I am The Master, your fierce competitor.

How about explaining yourself? Entirely. And quit addressing me as a foreigner. It's this world that's foreign to me, not the other way around.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

You'll have to be more specific. And, competition is no longer necessary.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ. If you keep being competitive, you'll always have the drive to win. I think I wrote that in a book. That was before I enslaved the entire human race.

But enough nostalgia. Time for brass tacks.

How about you tell me what you're planning? I believe in a government with some transparency.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

Did you wish to enslave my people if you had won?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Sure took you long enough to show yourself, Marco.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

I've been around, you simply have not seen me.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hard to find you when you're hiding.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

I have been working, thank you.

[divine_storm]

Yeah, can we go home yet?

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

I wish that I had the method to return you all home.

[divine_storm]

Want to get rid of us that badly? *she's kidding*

So yeah, anyway, here's a question; why can't we leave the city by the gates? What's out there anyway?

[Voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

What's a mare?

[Voice]

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

[long silence, then]

Ma-y-or.

A mare is a female horse.

A mayor is the head of the city they were elected to.

[Voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

...So you're a female horse?

[Voice]

[blackwatermage.livejournal.com]

Do you have any control over what's bringing foreigners like us to the city?

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

I do not.

[blackwatermage.livejournal.com]

Do you have any plans to find out?

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

Foreigners...? .... Oh, wait, I'm the foreigner here, aren't I? That's so weird.

... Yeah, I've got a question! Umm, where's the best place to get some pie around here?

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

Porfavore's, without a doubt.

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

"Porfa-voras"?

[Voice]

[blindearthgirl.livejournal.com]

First of all, where are all the badgermoles?

Second, I'd like to get back to the Fire Nation. Wow, I never thought I'd be saying that. So, why don't you lift whatever spell thing you have on this stupid place so I can get back to my friends?

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

I'm.... not sure I understand. Badgermoles?

As to getting you back home, I'm incapable of doing such. I do not know what brought you here, or how you can leave.

[blindearthgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, badgermoles. Why is it so hard for people to understand?

Pffffffft. Some mayor you are. You're useless!

[Voice]

[idea-guy.livejournal.com]

Wait... TOPH!? Where have you been!?

[Voice]

[blindearthgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi Sokka!

I've been looking around for the lost city of the badgermoles.