http://onabluemoon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] onabluemoon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2008-10-20 04:42 pm

[Anonymous]

If I wished to meet with the leader of the Resistance, how would I get in touch with them?

[Anonymous, though possibly hackable]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends, pal. What's your business with the boss?

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
About what? The weather? I'm sure you could find some periodicals lying around for that.

Help me out here and be a little more specific, friend.

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said anything about the leader being a 'him'? We believe in equal opportunity, my little anonymous friend.

Awww, boss'll be flattered. But I dunno. The boss might not swing that way, you know?

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I should hope not. Not much of a diplomatic messenger if you can't handle that.

...I highly doubt the boss is for sale, either. Though I'm sure the women and men in their fan club would have wished otherwise.

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...Don't tell me you're a monk. Because frankly, that just sucks, man.

Yeah, I got that part. What I'm slightly confused about is how you expect me to give up the location of the Resistance Leader on nothing but your typed words that you want to talk. No name, no face, it sure instills a lot of trust in me.

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what's your excuse?

And choose another place, of which you'd have foreknowledge to entrap? I wasn't born yesterday, pal. I've been through one war, and as far as I'm concerned, this could be counted as another. Now unless I get orders otherwise, or you provide some good faith evidence that you only want to talk, you're not getting anywhere near the boss. Got it?

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that, man. No offense to your lover.

You call this bloodless? Just because the suffering is done in silence and under secrecy makes it no less grotesque. Kidnapping, torture, disappearances. You've got one f*cked up notion of a bloodless war.

Why don't you try releasing those you guys took, for one? Meet with an emissary first, for another?

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, huh? So I guess standing around, doing nothing and watching counts you out of the blame. Why don't you just tell me where they are and I'll gladly retrieve them myself.

It'll be requested. As for who you'll meet up with, I'll let the boss decide that.

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. You'll have to work hard to convince me on that one. It takes a special kind of breed to just stand by and watch a child be tortured. Know what I mean?

...Guess it's your lucky day, pal. The boss feels like sending someone. You've got five minutes. After that, I'm outta there. Meet me at the Ceu de Mouraria, alone. I trust you know where that is?

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it, bub. I'll find you. I doubt it's all that hard.