paixaomb | In Response To Recent Events

Dear Citizens of Paixao,

The sudden loss of my rival and adversary, 'The Mayor', has been just as shocking to me as I'm sure it was to all of you. I too wanna hear some answers, hear more details about this horrendous crime and know just who is responsible. However, I doubt we'll be hearing anything soon from the officials due to lack of information shared in the past about certain events. None the less, anyone who does know something about it, I trust... Well, I hope you do what's best with the information.

On the note of the mayors seat now being free, I boldly accept the big comfy chair and take on the role of becoming your leader, C.E.O, and 'ol Mayor myself. As your leader person, it's in my best interest to look out for the well bein' of citizens n' guests of the city, doing all in my power to keep 'em safe from harm and keep 'em as informed as I have over the several past months.

-that reminds me, any gifts you wish to present to me for all my hard work will be accepted. You know, gold, pearls, diamonds, expensive jewellery... That kinds stuff.

Sincerely,

The Future Mayor of Paixao

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Then how the heck do you lose it n' your name? I mean, you're dead, aren't you?

ONE LOSES ONE'S LIFESPAN BY DYING. I DO NOT BELIEVE ONE CAN EVER LOSE A NAME - IT'S POSSIBLE THE CITIZENS SIMPLY CAME INTO BEING WITH NO NAME, THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT COULD HAPPEN EITHER. TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND NOT ENOUGH ANSWERS, AS IT IS SAID.

I AM NOT DEAD; I AM DEATH. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

I thought you got your name after your parents gave it to you. N' I know the citizens here got names.

So... You were you always bones then?

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAME AND WHAT ONE CALLS ONESELF. THE CITIZENS MAY CALL THEMSELVES BY ONE WORD OR ANOTHER, BUT THEY HAVE NO NAMES.

NO. I AM A CONCEPT, A FACT OF EXISTENCE GIVEN FORM BY THE BELIEFS OF HUMANS; AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION, IF YOU WILL. I WAS BORN ALONG WITH THE FIRST LIVING BEING, AND WHEN THE LAST LIVING BEING DIES, SO SHALL I.

That doesn't make sense. How can you have a name before getting one? I mean, sure, maybe if if you're adopted at a young age n' nobody knows the name you first got, sure. But other than that...? -without includin' nicknames, I don't see how you can already have one.

Oh, sort of like an enigma? That's pretty hard to believe. I get what you're saying, but that'd have to mean you're not real, a figment of the imagination n' that can't be true; you seem pretty real to me.

... If humans started imagining you with a mullet, would you grow one? Hmhmhm~!

I REPEAT: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE'S NAME AND WHAT ONE CALLS ONESELF. EVEN IF YOU SUDDENLY DECIDED TO CALL YOURSELF JEHOSEPHAT, FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR NAME WOULD STILL BE TIMON.

I AM AS REAL AS YOU; I SIMPLY CAME ABOUT A DIFFERENT WAY.

I HAVE NEVER GIVEN THOUGHT TO THE ISSUE. MULLETS ARE NOT POPULAR ON THE DISC.

Of course it would, 'cause that's what my parents called me.

Yeah, a crazy and absolutely unbelievable way.

Mullets ain't popular anywhere. But if they were, you think you'd have one?

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