A notice

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

Citizens and visitors of Paixao - more specifically, to our visitors:

It saddens me that I must begin this notice with an apology. I have noticed the abrupt influx of visitors to our streets, and to all of you that have just arrived: Welcome to our fair city! I am only sorry that you have arrived here during a troubled time.

It is my duty as Mayor to warn you of the strange maladies that have befallen many of us of late - many of the visitors and citizens alike have fallen ill, including even myself. It seems to affect everyone in different ways, so be cautious. Our authorities are investigating the matter, but we cannot at this point rule out foul play, nor have we yet discovered the source from which all this originated. If anyone has any information on the subject, please report it to myself or the police immediately! I hope that by working together we can get to the bottom of this once and for all.

That said, I wish, again, to welcome all the newcomers to our city. While we are not currently sure how it is that you were brought here, please know that our scientists are working diligently on the development of transportation back to your respective homes, and have been making great strides in the area.

In the meantime, if you are in need of lodging, the Actua Are Hotels, Haja o Que Houver, Iriela Apartments, O Pastor Hotel, and Villas Salonas have all agreed to provide significant discounts to foreign refugees. The Palazzo Townhomes and Vocea Condominiums have also informed me they are accepting new tenants.

I hope, despite the difficult times upon us all, that we may have this all resolved in the near future. Thank you all for your patience.

Sincerely,

The Mayor of Paixao

Comments

[thecourtgod.livejournal.com]

The what townhomes?

If I had any information, this problem would have already been taken care of... crispily.

((Argh... *fails at HTML*))

[weeatbodies.livejournal.com]

The cause of these "maladies" seems to be a contaminated water supply. We would suggest that nobody drink water that isn't bottled, boiled, or purified.

[notaconvert.livejournal.com]

Ah, spare housing... it would have been nice to have known that before we broke into a dusty old vacant house and had to fend off a swarm of rat lumens to claim it for our own. Oh well, too late now. I suppose now that we've got the place cleaned up and habitable once more, we'll probably just stay where we are. If there's an actual landlord, tell him we get the first month free for our noble effort in fixing the place up.

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

Is there any special way to become a new tenant at these townhouses? Can we just go there and... move in? Or should we contact someone specifically? Hmmm... I guess I should finally settle down somewhere...