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[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?

The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette

Comments

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Ha, If it's bigger then a bread box, it's certainly not him.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

One can hope, can one not? Although I must admit, it does seem something of a lost cause in this case.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Maybe, we should just use Larxene. HA!

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

True, he does seem to be lacking a certain something.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I'd not place hope in a rodent - it's never seemed to work for the people who are foolish enough to do so.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm not about to tell you everythin' now. You got your secrets n' I got mine.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

It could, however, apply to his ego.

But no, I had something completely different in mind.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

You? Have secrets? Don't make me laugh - I fear I may sprain something.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

In short? A bunch of badly dressed nobodies up to nothin' good.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah know what else is a good joke? Your face.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

A very good point. You'd think by now they'd have learned the error of their ways. After all, it so very rarely seems to come to much good.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Hilariously enough, I could apply that same statement to you and your band of compatriots.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Nothing like your lacking intelligence.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Compatriots?

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

It seems our furry friend is all out of wit. What a shame.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

No, you're just not worth it.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

To put it in simpler terms, and ones you might have some chance at understanding, those who associate with you.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Partners in idiocy.
Flunkies.
Fellow morons.

Take your pick.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

It is not!

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Whatever shall we do, I wonder.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure he can understand anything over three syllables. We might have to try again.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

And yet you just keep coming back for more.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Well, his friends have proven to be amusing. Perhaps we should return to them?

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

I shall endeavor to limit my vocabulary then. I wouldn't do to be misunderstood, after all.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

She does, after all, have prior experience.