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[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?

The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette

Comments

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid we cannot offer you membership at this time. We don't have cloaks to fit you, after all: such a small body with such a big head.

In much the same way you've managed to overlook many of the facts surrounding these lists of yours, I'm sure.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I agree. After all, we could always use a mascot.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

And have you die of surprise? Hmm...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Because people actually care 'bout what I got to say, unlike when it comes to you.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

I agree wholeheartedly. A little amusement may be just the thing, after all.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

If I had a penny for every time the rat said something stupid like he is now. Well, I'd be too rich to bother talking with him.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm not a rat, yeah cyclops.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

At least my heads got an excuse for bein' big: I actually have something in it, unlike you.

Oh yeah? Facts like what?

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

And yet I'm the one who can recognize a rat when I see one? That's irony for ya.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we see no need to tell you the facts. Have you thought of that, by chance?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Then you must be blind in that other eye of yours.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more in terms of morbid amusement, but I suppose watching a rat run on a wheel is only funny for so long.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Telling you wouldn't be any fun, it's the watching the rat run in it's little wheel that's fun.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Who said I needed you to tell me them?

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

If I had a penny for every time he said something moronic, I'd still be talking with him. It would net me more money, and you just can't put monetary value on a good joke.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

I bet we can find something better, though. He's not even a very cute rat.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I'll provide the small wire wheel if you can bring the bait.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

You obviously need some help, as your own work is so pitiful.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I doubt he thinks of much on his own.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm not a rat!

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Yes, an ego the likes of which the world has never seen.

Oh, no, don't spoil the game now. You're the one with the amazing prowess at gathering information: you tell me what you're missing.

I'll give you a hint to get things started: It's bigger than a bread box.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Then who are we and what are we up to, exactly?

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Or cute, for that matter.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

Maybe a large, red bow of sorts? That seems to work in even the worst of situations.

Or perhaps we could allow Larxene to apply her "feminine touch." I'm sure she would just jump at the chance.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

I believe I can find something to suit our would-be mayor's tastes. They should, after all, be fairly mundane.