The Truth On The So Called 'Mayor'

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

So, let's review, shall we? -get a pencil. First, we have the million clams, then the morning fur brushing, the life time supply of grubs, the solid gold crown, the large waterhole, the lush jungle home, and.. Eh, what was that last one again? Oh! I remember now, that peace and harmony thing.

Alright! Now that that's all settled, lets get down to business. As most of you know, recently I've become the newly elected Mod and soon to be mayor of this place. And, already I've collected more than enough info that the current maggot headed mayor would even so much as think about sharing.

First of all, this whole nice guy thing he's got goin' on? It's a big sham. He's just as demanding and selfish as Laharl the know it all giraffes. He even threatened me! Insulted me! Can you believe it?

And he calls himself 'The Mayor'. He's not even in charge of this place. Someone else is. He works for somebody as well as works with certain somebodies. The organization?

He also knows how we can get back home. Thing is, it's 'classified information'. He'll deny knowing it, but if he LEFT THE CITY how could he NOT know how WE can leave? Think about that one!

Comments

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

As I have said before, you can feel free to call your Mayor, but you won't have any information in order to keep you in such a position unless you are able to get the other foreigners to agree with you. I will have nothing to do with those who become associated to you as a 'mayor'.

And I am sure that other can see that I have dropped the ignorant demeanor.

Of course I am a part of a much larger hierarchy. As there is a governor, there is a mayor, and there is the leader (similar to an emperor, if you will).

Just a hint: individuals would be able to leave if they came into the contact of several individuals that are currently in Paixao and came into good terms with 'them'.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

So your just gunna abandon them, hu? Typical.

And what kinda hint is that supposed to be? I ain't gunna start kissin' your feet just so I can get home, so you can forget it.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

But seeing how you haven't managed to get too many to agree with you through the boards, I doubt I will be 'abandoning' more than a dozen-- a fair number.

It's a very big yet vague hint.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

There'll be more, you'll see. In fact, I have several top secret spies wandering around this place at this very moment.

Then how 'bout fillin' me in on some of them details?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Ssso basssically unlesss we sssuck up to you your' never going to tell usss how to leave.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

Oh no, even 'sucking up' wouldn't give you the information-- and it's not me anyone should be interested in in the long run. Even those that I would consider making an alliance with wouldn't be told. They would have to figure it out themselves.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiight.