The Truth On The So Called 'Mayor'

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

So, let's review, shall we? -get a pencil. First, we have the million clams, then the morning fur brushing, the life time supply of grubs, the solid gold crown, the large waterhole, the lush jungle home, and.. Eh, what was that last one again? Oh! I remember now, that peace and harmony thing.

Alright! Now that that's all settled, lets get down to business. As most of you know, recently I've become the newly elected Mod and soon to be mayor of this place. And, already I've collected more than enough info that the current maggot headed mayor would even so much as think about sharing.

First of all, this whole nice guy thing he's got goin' on? It's a big sham. He's just as demanding and selfish as Laharl the know it all giraffes. He even threatened me! Insulted me! Can you believe it?

And he calls himself 'The Mayor'. He's not even in charge of this place. Someone else is. He works for somebody as well as works with certain somebodies. The organization?

He also knows how we can get back home. Thing is, it's 'classified information'. He'll deny knowing it, but if he LEFT THE CITY how could he NOT know how WE can leave? Think about that one!

Comments

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

What part of DO NOT ANTAGONIZSSE HIM didn't you underssstand? Our goal wasss sssimply to have sssomeone inform newcomersss of where they so that people DO NOT PANIC. What have you done Timon... In a few moments this possst will be covered with angry repliesss and people are going to be upssset and asssking quessstionsss to which you will have no anssswersss. For exssample, who are/what isss the organizssaton?

To the Mayor of Paixssao: I apologizsse but will ssstand by Timon.

[career-lesbian.livejournal.com]

You know what? I'm keeping out of this.

I think everyone here would do well to remember: It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
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(OOC: I know Chizuru shouldn't be able to comment on this right now since she's outside the city, but...)

[amcgees-alice.livejournal.com]

I quite agree with Timon, but I do value your opinion as well Mr. snake. If this mayor chap is withholding information we might need, I say we simply "convince" him that said information would be most useful in our capable hands.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

As I have said before, you can feel free to call your Mayor, but you won't have any information in order to keep you in such a position unless you are able to get the other foreigners to agree with you. I will have nothing to do with those who become associated to you as a 'mayor'.

And I am sure that other can see that I have dropped the ignorant demeanor.

Of course I am a part of a much larger hierarchy. As there is a governor, there is a mayor, and there is the leader (similar to an emperor, if you will).

Just a hint: individuals would be able to leave if they came into the contact of several individuals that are currently in Paixao and came into good terms with 'them'.