The Truth On The So Called 'Mayor'

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

So, let's review, shall we? -get a pencil. First, we have the million clams, then the morning fur brushing, the life time supply of grubs, the solid gold crown, the large waterhole, the lush jungle home, and.. Eh, what was that last one again? Oh! I remember now, that peace and harmony thing.

Alright! Now that that's all settled, lets get down to business. As most of you know, recently I've become the newly elected Mod and soon to be mayor of this place. And, already I've collected more than enough info that the current maggot headed mayor would even so much as think about sharing.

First of all, this whole nice guy thing he's got goin' on? It's a big sham. He's just as demanding and selfish as Laharl the know it all giraffes. He even threatened me! Insulted me! Can you believe it?

And he calls himself 'The Mayor'. He's not even in charge of this place. Someone else is. He works for somebody as well as works with certain somebodies. The organization?

He also knows how we can get back home. Thing is, it's 'classified information'. He'll deny knowing it, but if he LEFT THE CITY how could he NOT know how WE can leave? Think about that one!

Comments

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

What part of DO NOT ANTAGONIZSSE HIM didn't you underssstand? Our goal wasss sssimply to have sssomeone inform newcomersss of where they so that people DO NOT PANIC. What have you done Timon... In a few moments this possst will be covered with angry repliesss and people are going to be upssset and asssking quessstionsss to which you will have no anssswersss. For exssample, who are/what isss the organizssaton?

To the Mayor of Paixssao: I apologizsse but will ssstand by Timon.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What do you mean 'what have I done'? I've done exactly what I'm supposed to: inform the people. This is stuff they outta know. Besides, that jerk had this coming. And I know exactly what... Who the organization is!

N' don't appologize to him!

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Then by all meansss, enlighten usss. Who are they and what are they?

I wasss refering to basssic information needed to fit in with the new environment and while I agree that the "mayor" hasss no right to withold thisss information from usss, verbally lambasssting him will accomplisssh nothing. For all we know he could be jussst another foriegner like usss pretending to know more than he actually doesss but until we can figure out exssactly who he isss and what hisss true ajenda isss, we are forced to play hisss twisssted game.

I realizsse that you are trying to help Timon, but pleassse do not make thisss any more difficult than it already isss.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

They're... Uh, this organization on the island who... Well, they really... That's classified information! I can't be sharing that kinda stuff on the board with just anyone. -Besides, I'm not exactly, specifically sure myself.

I don't have to play no game of his, though. I'm makin' the rules now, note my high ranking title, so he'll have to learn to play according to my game. He's as cowardly as a caterpillar anyway. What's he gunna do about it? If anything, he'll just keep posting notes to ignore me. Ooooo, I'm SO scared.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

You sssound a little like him, be careful.

Asss harmlesssss asss he ssseemsss did it occur to you that if he began ignoring usss we might never find a way off of thisss island? In addition, I'm guesssssing that ssssomeone like him doesssn't take an alpha possssition without sssomething to back hisss wordsss with. The new policsse forcsse for exssample.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting I just let him get away with makin' me look like a Mook?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Do you feel like a "mook"

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I know I ain't a Mook!

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Then why do you think that he'sss making you look like one? You know you're not a mook and ssso do I. The only one who can sssay otherwissse isss you.