[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You know, this is starting to get real old. I've had it up to here with everyone avoiding me lately. Just cut it out already, would you? It ain't funny anymore. Believe me, I know funny.

I mean it, guys! This is where I put my foot down. Well, maybe not there. The floors kinda dirty in that spot but I'm putting it HERE! My foot. Down. So you better fess up.

...

Unless... Unless you're really not here anymore. And everyone already went home. And I'm the only one left! No, that can't be it. I can't be the last one here, can I?

... CAN I?!

Comments

[redrepels]

A champion? What are you a champion of? ( she's getting excite now )

[cowardly_hero]

Well, tons of thing! Why, I'll have you know I'm the Burper King!

[redrepels]

...as in belching? Well that's, something, I suppose.

What else? ( still chipper )

[cowardly_hero]

Cricket crunching champ! Slug swallowing star! Maggot munching master!

[redrepels]

You eat...bugs?

[cowardly_hero]

Naturally.

[redrepels]

I've never heard of people eating bugs before.

[cowardly_hero]

You don't know what you're missing.

[redrepels]

Are they really that good?

[cowardly_hero]

'Are they really that good?' she asks! Ha!

Are we really stuck in a castle?

[redrepels]

Oh... I...

...

[cowardly_hero]

...

Uh, you do know about the whole castle thing, right?

[redrepels]

... the whole thing is, really?

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...

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... that's amazing! ( all the glee! )

[cowardly_hero]

... Huh?

[redrepels]

It must be so big! I've never heard tell of a castle that big before! How does it all fit? How many rooms are there? How many floors? Is there a queen? Or a king?

( zerg rush of questions is go )

[cowardly_hero]

Uhhh.... I don't- Well, it's kind of- The details are a little lackin'.

[redrepels]

Oh.

( ...well then. )

Oh well! Have you explored the whole thing yet?

[cowardly_hero]

Not quite. I don't think anyone has.

[redrepels]

Then it's still a mystery. Are people exploring?

[cowardly_hero]

I think so... I ain't heard too much about the floors for awhile now.

[redrepels]

Is it that difficult to climb?

[cowardly_hero]

If you consider the Organization and their monsters difficult, yeah. I'd say so.

[redrepels]

The what? Organization of what?

[cowardly_hero]

Organization of jerks. 'Nobodies' they call themselves.

[redrepels]

Nobody...?

That's odd, I thought 'nobody' meant, well, nothing sort of... Like, non existent.