[Voice]

[gumdroppizza]

[Long Gasp]

Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!

How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!

Cricket Chirping.MP3

G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?

Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!

Comments

[world_of_elegance]

Another genie...past romance...oi.

Look, Eden, you need to know something. Genie's no longer available.

[gumdroppizza]

[Snorts.]

What do you mean no longer available, he's right here isn't he?

[world_of_elegance]

N-No, that's not... [she sighs and tries again] I mean, he's spoken for.

[gumdroppizza]

Spoken for? ...Wait, you're not implying what I think you're implying here.

[world_of_elegance]

That's exactly what I'm implying. I figured you'd want to know.

[gumdroppizza]

So who's doin' the speakin' here? I wanna tell em a thing or two or three, or five... six... No! Wait-!... Too many things to count here, anyway, who's the gal?

[world_of_elegance]

[suddenly her bravado is...fading] I...I am. I think. Look, just...things are complicated, okay? You can't just sweep in here and expect everything to go the way you think! As great as it is to meet another genie, there's just, uh, a lot of...complications.

[gumdroppizza]

You think you are...

[Listens, me thinks this gal lost her marbles.]

Mmm-mmm-mmm, sounds like you're unsure. Have you ever even been on a date with him yet?

[world_of_elegance]

W-What? Of course I have!

[gumdroppizza]

Hmph, is that so~? I bet it wasn't as good as my date with him.

[world_of_elegance]

Okay, no. You know what? I refuse to do this over this stupid device! We're talking, woman to woman! Right now! Why don't you just come over to the house I share with Genie, okay?

[gumdroppizza]

Fine! Your on! I'M COMING RIGHT NOW!

[Sounds stomping out and slamming the door... A couple minutes of faint stomping coming back and opening the door again.]

Um, where's that at?

[world_of_elegance]

Oh, right. Just go up from the Joutenheim gate, past Ceu de Mouraria, take a right at the medical clinic and keep going north towards all the houses. Ours is the big Victorian looking one with the purple smoke coming out of one of the windows.

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[gumdroppizza]

[Sounds of her poofing up a notebook and pen.]

Mmhm, mmhm, ok... Joutenheim... Ceu de Mouraria... Right at medical clinic, go north... Victorian house with purple smoke, ok got it.

Oooo, sounds spiffy. Did you guys design it yourself, because I usually like the-

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[gumdroppizza]

Ern-!! I mean YES! This means war! I'll be seeing YOU soon, Madam!!

[And sounds of her swooshing out the door again.]

Not RLY Here

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