[Voice]

[gumdroppizza]

[Long Gasp]

Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!

How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!

Cricket Chirping.MP3

G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?

Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!

Comments

[napoleonicrat]

I'm just dripping with envy.

[gumdroppizza]

Ooooh, you should do something about that. Might recommend some tissues or a nice cup of lemon tea?

[napoleonicrat]

I'd ask for the tea, but from your complexion I can tell it already went to use.

[gumdroppizza]

Oh ooooooh, oh THAT's what you're dripping with!

Sewage waste!

[napoleonicrat]

[Twitch.]

You must make your abode someplace, hmmm?

[gumdroppizza]

You poor thing, you must reek of such a HORRID stench. That must cost a number on dry cleaning.

[napoleonicrat]

Yes, and that makeup most do wonders for you, hiding all those unsightly blemishes.

[gumdroppizza]

My. Is that why you have make up on yourself? 'Cause darling the eyeliner does not suit you. Though I don't think rats in general should wear make up.

[napoleonicrat]

WHAT did you say?

[gumdroppizza]

That rats like you shouldn't wear them.

[napoleonicrat]

I am NOT a rat!

[gumdroppizza]

Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you're not a big nasty rat~?