Eden (
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paixaomb2012-02-10 06:09 pm
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[Long Gasp]
Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!
How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!
Cricket Chirping.MP3
G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?
Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!
Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!
How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!
Cricket Chirping.MP3
G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?
Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!
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Unless you get some Nair, but, let's try not to think about that. It's painful!
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That seems like a silly reason, skirts are a lot more comfortable in warmer seasons. Even if I prefer pants most of the time, they have pockets.
What's Nair?
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Well hey it's alright, some guys are ok with wearing things that have a nice breeze. In Ireland they call them kilts. Those awesome manly men look pretty neat with their traditional robes on.
Eh, don't worry about it. Just something that was invented in the future for people who don't like shaving.
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The future? Are you another time traveler? I'm Sky.
But... if they don't like shaving why don't they just not shave? Or they could use wax instead. *Small pause.* Even if I don't know how that works.
*Her tone doesn't even suggest she's changed topics, much less how huge a topic whiplash she did there.*
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A genie actually. Phenomenal Cosmic Powers and all.
Some say it takes too much time, others don't like the sharp pointy blades that cause after shave. Well they could do wax, but it would hurt WAY more. All those hair pulled out at once YEESH.
But since Nair uses cream, it's simpler. Unless you're allergic to those chemicals they put in it.
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A genie, really? *Beat.* ...What's a genie?
*She thinks for a moment.* So that's how it works, that seems like a lot of trouble to get rid of hair. any of those options.
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Oh I'm special being that grants whoever owns me three wishes. 'Course there's a lot of limits, rules, Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera.
[Gives a giggle.]
Ah well you know, people will do anything for beauty. Even getting rid of body hair.
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I think people are pretty without all that work. I don't understand why they put that much effort into it, but its wonderful isn't it?
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[Clears throat, hacks.]
Ooo ugh, hair ball.
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Thank you. *Sky likes praise.*
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*Yes, Sky just accepts that.*