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Entry tags:

america,
kovu

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[The audio clicks, and there is background noise that seems to indicate that this person is in a cafe of sorts. He appears to understand the wireless device he was given very well, but is fiddling with to controls a little. He laughs brightly.]

Ah, dude! This thing even has a mic! Sweet! And if this place has free WIFI connection all over town, they’re already doing better than my house, haha!

[There are a few noises as he messes around with a few of the controls curiously]

Man, this place looks like something out of a video game; is this like that movie Total Recall? Is this like some sort of really awesome virtual reality game that Japan hooked me up to? Or or OH SNAP? [He pauses] This is the Matrix? Because that would be. Too. Cool, dudes. Doing Matrix moves.

So uh. Gonna send a shout out to all my buds to stuck me in this place; joke's been fun, but it's really cold here and I kinda have to use the can.

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[There just a few seconds of silence as Austria processes exactly who he's hearing in this recording.]

Gutentag Alfred.

...Huh?

Dude, Roderich, that you? Haha, did they play this trick on you too?

OH I KNOW. I bet you got lost!

I don't believe that this is a trick, Alfred. None of our...friends...seem to be here besides us right now.

Really?

Well, that's cool. Life's no fun without a bit of adventure. Hey! Maybe we were abducted by aliens!

Where are you, Roderich?

[Just a wee bit of silence here, Roderich's probably shaking his head at Alfred right about now.]

I'm near the center of the city, if I remember correctly.

The center? Killer. I'll come find you!

You think this place is a joke?

No, I think that some of my pals were playing a jo-

...

Dude.

Are you a lion??

[Not this again...]

Yeah, I'm a lion. You got a problem with that?

Oh hey no way bro! I think it's totally. Awesome. I've never met a talking lion! And you can use a computer too? This place is amazing! The aliens have really outdone themselves, hahaha!

[Awesome? First time Kovu's gotten that response...]

Computer? Aliens?

[So freaking awesome!]

Yeah, computer! Well, I dunno, I guess it's more like an iPod or an iPad...it's this thing we're using to chat!

And yeah, aliens! Little green men from outer space! I got one living at my house, yo!

You have a little green man living in your house.

[You can practically hear how stupid Kovu thinks you are.]

Well, yeah. He showed up in a place called Roswell, New Mexico a long time ago! Name's Tony, but he's not around here right now. But he's really AWESOME at video games; he's the best teammate for Call of Duty, hands down.

[You can also hear America's complete lack of ability to read the atmosphere]

You forgot you're talking to a lion.

[Like everyone does. Except you seem somehow even less aware than they do.]

Oh sorry. Uh. Paws down?

Dude, are there other talking animals like you around here?

You should probably get used to the idea.

Bring. It. On. This place sounds epic!

...Except for the indoor snow. That crap blows.

"Epic?" Do you have any idea what this place is even like?

I just got here, but trust me. I've been through more crap than you even know. I'm not scared, after the stuff I've seen in the past.

Don't be so cocky until you've had to fight this place's monsters.

Cocky? Meh, I'm not cocky! I'm just telling the truth!

I used to think that too.

Don't worry, I don't think you will survive long enough to realize where you are.

What makes you say that?

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I apologize for him.

It's okay. I'll have to apologize for Kovu at some point here I'm sure. XD

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