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What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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Well... Technically, no.

I was placed in here. In this body. I shouldn't be in a flesh body, TARDISes don't do s0o well in a flesh body.

[ a beat ]

But should you know the Doctor, don't tell him I said that last bit. Okay?

So you have.

Of course you will... [ but she knows you won't 8( ]

...are we in a film?

[Gives a sigh.]

Oh I think I prefer space myself, has a lot of pretty stars decorate the sky.

[Giggles.]

Well that must be the name of his other leg.

What sort of science is it that you study, Ian?

Stars are amazing. Have you seen any up close? I love them. So tranquil... Until they supernova. But even that is rather pretty a sight from a safe enough distance.

I'm not terribly sure if Mickey had a wooden leg, or two, or not. But I know he was a strange lad. He reminded me of the tin dog, though.

It might seem like it, but no.This place is some sort of a conglomeration of every universe in existence.

This place is real, and so is everyone in it.

Psychology, mostly.

I haven't done so yet, I always wanted to see if I could catch a falling star sometime though!

A tin dog? How fascinated, I've never encountered one of those before. Perhaps it likes wrenches instead of bones.

[ chuckling ] That would hurt quite a bit.

The tin dog rather liked sarcasm, I found. He was fun!

Your thief. ... Mon Dieu, you were stolen?

Oui, chéri. However, I did not know he was a thief.

Yes, well. He calls it borrowed, but that implies he had the intention to bring me back and we both know he didn't. But that is rather fine with me because I have no intention of returning him, either.

I know.

A very, very hungry man from a long way away. And I've had more than my share of TARDISes.

I wouldn't mind another.

... I would have preferred being in a film. TARDIS on stage, how grand a thought. Oh well.

Has something happened here? Should I know about it? Why don't I know about it? [ there's the sound of her ruffling her hair, because as a being that can see all of time and space, she should know — but scarily, she doesn't ]

You're not very helpful!

You have confused me yet again, mademoiselle. You have stolen him?

Really? Hm, I suppose it would, the distance would make it sting a bit.

I will have to meet the pup one of these days then! He sounds like fun!

Technically, we have been on a stage. Several stages. Though that's never been part of the show. It would be nice if we were, though, wouldn't it?

Something's definitely happened here. A lot of somethings. Why don't you know about it?

I've been warned about you. I know who you are. Broken by Rassilon so long ago, you've never used the potential to be something great as you should have been...

Well, that's a shame. I'm the only one left. And I'm not going to be your TARIDS.

I wanted to travel and he was the only Time Lord mad enough to venture into a museum and steal an old type 40 model to explore the world with. So I stole him and he stole me — I think it's a good thing, really.

They're still rather large when falling, you know.

I wonder if he's still kicking about with that reporter lady, what's-her-face ... Should I manage to find him, I will introduce you two. I think you would be fast friends!

I don't know — I don't know why I don't know, but I don't know about it. Why don't I know about it?

[ slight panic in her voice ]

Doctor —

I. Don't. Know!

Speak for yourself!

I just did! I can only speak for myself! Whom else could I possibly speak for!?

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... sorry, i had to. /sob.