[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine. I'll admit it already. I lost the pen. Sheesh!

[Yes Rosemary, he's talking to you.]

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Just like that? No catch?

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

I haven't had much interesting to do...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I can tell, what with you constantly advertising yourself and all.

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

I assure you, if I had any leads at all on this "Organization" all of you are so up in arms over I'd be far above concerning myself with such petty things as a meerkat's lost writing utensil.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks, detective. It's no wonder nobody why wants to hire you.

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

I'm not having much trouble seeing why you aren't often wanted yourself.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What do you mean I'm not wanted? Who doesn't want me?

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

It figures you'd ignore it.

[voice]

[meerkatmama.livejournal.com]

[in the background of Timon's journal is a very loud meerkat mother]

TIMON. You're not supposed to be out of bed! Who is that? What was that not being wanted?

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

Ah, Timon's mother, I presume?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Great, now you've done it...

Nothing, Ma! I was just, uh, getting something to drink.

[voice]

[meerkatmama.livejournal.com]

Just ask next time!

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

...Getting something to drink?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

If I have to sit in bed any longer I think I'm gonna lose it.

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you haven't already...

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

She hasn't let me leave bed almost all week.

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

Did you catch a cold or something?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Worse: she caught me with a cold.

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

That's what I- Nevermind. Clearly there's nothing I can do to help you in this situation.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

No, no! Er, wait! Maybe you could distract her for awhile, just enough for me to get a little fresh air. I'm startin' to get claustrophobic after bein' in here so long.

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't deal with parental issues.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What deal? You just come talk to the lady.

[voice]

[ifyoullexcuseme.livejournal.com]

And I certainly do not do house calls for them.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Then at least come look for the pen here.

[voice]

[meerkatmama.livejournal.com]

[cue a distant meerkat]

Timon! Why are you still up?!

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