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All right, all right, I get it! Now whoever it was who decided it would be a good idea to bring me here, I would be very glad if you'd be so kind as to put. Me. Back!

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[clears his throat]

Ah. Well then. Since it seems I won't be going anywhere anytime soon, I suppose I should introduce myself. Basil of Baker Street's the name, a pleasure to meet all of you. If any of you might have any information that could help me deduce this situation I'd really be quite grateful if you'd produce it for me.

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Extraordinary! I've only just barely managed keeping London safe, myself. And even then there's only so much a single mouse detective can do.

Oh, London. Always getting in trouble. There was a time when I could barely step out of London. [whispers] Aliens.

So don't think you're not doing enough, you.

...Aliens.

Yep, aliens! Speaking of which, I am one, but I'm the nice kind. And don't sound so incredulous! It's the universe. Something's got to happen.

You sound like one of those science fiction authors.

Science fiction authors? [slightly flattered] Really?

I mean, it's nice, but it's so unrealistic. Hyper-space rarely works the way they say it does.

Rarely works the way they-

My good man, are you quite certain you don't belong in an asylum?

I've been to an asylum. The people running it thought they had a demon, but it was just another alien. But that's not the point! I'll prove it to you, if you like.

But first I've got to find Rory and Timon, and I need to get Timon a fez. Those are cool.