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All right, all right, I get it! Now whoever it was who decided it would be a good idea to bring me here, I would be very glad if you'd be so kind as to put. Me. Back!

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[clears his throat]

Ah. Well then. Since it seems I won't be going anywhere anytime soon, I suppose I should introduce myself. Basil of Baker Street's the name, a pleasure to meet all of you. If any of you might have any information that could help me deduce this situation I'd really be quite grateful if you'd produce it for me.

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The Mad Hatter? Really?

Oh yes, I sell wonderful hats and I am quite mad.

[Giggles.]

Now. You said you were of Baker Street, does everyone bake then on your street? If so-DO YOU LIKE PIE?

No, we're not all bakers. In fact, I'm a detective.

Oooo, A Detective among Bakers. That is daring! Nobody was convicted of stealing anyone's tarts were they?

Stealing tarts? My dear fellow I follow far more villainous cases than that. I haven't any sort of time to even think about something so trivial as a missing tart.

Obviously, you haven't met the Queen of Hearts. The Knave had the most heinous crime of stealing her tarts! He was sentenced first to loosing his head before reaching the verdict!

...Do all of you come from Wonderland?

Nope! Just me I-HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM?!

You really are a detective are you! Amazing!

Because you're just pretending you're from a storybook.

I AM?!

... Hm, I guess could be pretending I am, but if I am, which book would I be from? I could be the one with the big whale!

...Moby Dick?

Yes that's the one!

...You...really aren't sure what I'm talking about, are you?

Sure I am! We're talking about whales!

No, Mr. Hatter, you're talking about whales.

Oh...

You were talking about something?

I was, yes...

Oh... Was it important?

...Not to you, although I do find it rather intriguing myself.

Oh really? What's intriguing?

That you seem to think you're a character from a popular children's book.

I do? Well I must be the best one, correct?

...Considering the fact I haven't met any others, yes.

Frabjous! I knew it all along!!

You know the Doctor said I had many fans, now I see why! That's why they've made so many books about me, I'm admired.