http://meerkatmama.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] meerkatmama.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2011-06-01 03:10 am

[voice]

[there's a shrill, babbling voice of a worried mother meerkat cutting across the board]

I knew it, I knew it - why did I give him so much space? Why did I keep my mouth shut? It seemed something good to try at the time but but - he's gone! He's been gone for so long and he hasn't come back and he always came back except now! He's not coming back this time, I just know it. And I don't even know where he went... Timon, all alone out in this frightening jungle!

[long, quiet, jittery pause... and then a hitched sob]

He's dead. My little Timmy is... is dead!

[because Ma totally has all the evidence for this. yep.]

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
M-my bestest best friend is gooooooone!!
ext_1001662: (The Stupid Hurts)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Whaaaaat? Sheesh, I can hear you all the way from here.

What happened? Did you stub your hoof again?

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[INSTANT CLING]

TIMON!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
ext_1001662: (Show People)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Wheezing:] At this rate? Not for much longer...

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING]

OH I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY!!
ext_1001662: (Choking - Not Breathing!)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Pumbaa... Pumbaa! I can't breathe!

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[CONTINUED CLINGING]

I'LL NEVER LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT AGAIN!
ext_1001662: (Choking - Not Breathing!)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm! [His joints cry in protest along side his muffled pleas.] Mmm mmm!

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally lets Timon go.]

I was really worried about you!
ext_1001662: (The Stupid Hurts)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I really have tell Ma to stop sayin' that...

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why did she think you were dead, anyway?
ext_1001662: (The Monkey's His Uncle?)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
How am I supposed to know why mothers do these crazy things?

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Gee Timon, I don't think my mom ever did anything like this.
ext_1001662: (You're Not Helping)

[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, your mother never lived in a hole in the ground either.
Edited 2011-06-01 08:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] learntoloveem.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Weeell, I think she did that one time...