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[divine_storm]

*fast forwarded after this thread. Also, you can hear her panting heavily and her voice is very angry*

Someone's dead!... There was this lion, and she killed her!...

She was eating her! And... well she tried to eat me too.

Is there any police or doc... *stops herself, doctors won't help someone dead* anyone that can help with this?

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[Voice]

[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

[Sounds of spitting coffee is heard on the other end.]

Wh-What? When did-I mean I shouldn't be surprised but I didn't actually think-What happened?!

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

I'm not sure...

I heard someone scream and the next thing I know this lion comes out saying I'm next.

[Voice]

[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

Grrrf, sounds nasty indeed.

... You said this lion was a female, right?

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

Well yes, I think so. Male lions have all this fur around their necks, right? That one didn't, and anyway, her voice was a girl, that's for sure.

[voice]

[apocalypsesaber.livejournal.com]

...Lion? You mean a monster that needs to be taken down? [She's on the case!]

[voice] - [Locked]

[divine_storm]

Not sure about the monster part. I talked to a lion the other day... and there's more talking animals around here.

... taken down? Absolutely!

[voice] - [Locked]

[apocalypsesaber.livejournal.com]

Where is it? I'll take care of it.

[voice] - [Locked]

[divine_storm]

No clue, it got away after a while.

[keyofthesky]

A lion!?

[divine_storm]

Yeah... a really angry one too.

[keyofthesky]

Was it a guy or a girl?

[divine_storm]

Think it was female...

Why? DO you know someone?

[Perma-voice]

[thescaronhisface]

...What did she look like?

[Kovu isn't even sure yet and he already sounds guilty.]

[Perma-voice] - How do I describe lion?

[divine_storm]

*you can hear about a minute of silence before she actually talks*

It was a bit dark but... I guess she was rather lean and... athletic? Does that even work for a lion. Beige... with yellow eyes?

[thescaronhisface]

That could describe just about any of them...

[divine_storm]

Well how exactly am I supposed to describe a lion then?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

She... ate them?

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

Yeah... part of her anyway...

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it any better!

[teachers-pest.livejournal.com]

Holy moley are you okay!?

[divine_storm]

Huh?

Oh me? Of course. A lion isn't going to bring me down!

*IE: Of course I'm injured... but it's not like I'll tell someone*

[teachers-pest.livejournal.com]

Also not going to mention that you somewhat remind her of someone...

So the healer is for your friend, right? Okay I'm on it. Just where are you guys located? I'll get there as quickly as I can!

[Voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[Have a very serious Doctor.]

Priere! Where are you?

[voice] - [Locked]

[divine_storm]

*imagine she says the location here*

Sorry for the lock, but probably not a good idea to put it out in the open.

[Voice/Locked]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm heading your way. Are you injured?