Calling All Super Geniuses

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

Are there any scientists in this city with experience in the fields of non-invasive neural interface, spatial compression, variable geometry construction, directed energy manipulation, nanotechnology, and compact or theoretical drive systems? Specialists would be preferred.

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[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

Whoa, what?

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for people with experience with highly advanced technology. Magic probably wouldn't hurt either.

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

Oh, umm... well, Urd-neesan knows magic! I'm not really any good with that kinda thing.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

That's alright. Everyone has different talents.

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

Ohh... [nod nod]

So, like, mine is to show up late an' forget stuff.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad for being normal. I can't tell you how many times I've wished I was.

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

............

... Y'know ... now that I think about it, I don't think anybody's ever called me that before.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could be the first, then.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I've dabbled.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

In which areas?

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

All of them.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

I see. Do you know how to build a device to compress and then release an object the size of... say, half a sports field, so that it doesn't end up mangled beyond recognition or cause the local fabric of space to distort beyond repair?

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Ever heard of a TARDIS?

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

I have, but to my knowledge, the compression used in a TARDIS is not meant to be reversed, at least not on the scale I'm talking about.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I do a lot of things not meant to be, even by Time Lord standards.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Can you put such a device into something the size of a key or a card?

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I can. But not without the proper tools. And not for free.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

What sort of tools would you need, and what price?

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

You can solve both your own problems at once.

Get me in the Doctor's TARDIS.

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

That will be... difficult, to say the least. I'll see what I can do, but I can't make any promises.

(OOC Note: chaos did NOT know what a TARDIS was. The Master explained the pertinent aspects to him; this note is here so we don't have to redo the whole thread.)

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[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

[pause]

A "thanks" would work nicely.

2/2

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

[manic laughter]

Re: 2/2

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

(Yeeeah, you just confirmed his suspicions.)

I should point out that the only way I can get you into the Doctor's TARDIS is by asking him directly.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Then you'll just have to figure it out, right?

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

[sigmundstyled.livejournal.com]

Well... I know maybe an intermediate amount about fontech and it's inner workings, but... A lot of the things you've mentioned here, I've never even heard of. Sorry!

[space-jesus.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I've never heard of fontech, so we're even. That said, if you know anything about building aircraft or ways to shrink things, that's what I'm after.