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[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

This situation I find most perplexing.
Almost as much as it is vexing.
Many times I have retraced
my memories to attempt to learn how I was placed
in this city, strangely domed,
and nothing like the land I roamed.
And this device I hold within my hand
I’ve only begun to understand.
A way to speak with others I assume,
so my previous subject I resume.
People here, I ask of thee
information—if thou wouldst, ASAP.
What is it that thee know
about this place, this “Paixao?”

Comments

[Voice]

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

I believe the first thing you should be made aware of is that this "city" you see around you is actually inside of a castle.

As to just how that can be the case, I'm afraid you'll have to ask someone else.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

A city within a castle? A phenomenon most odd...
Could it be that all we see is no more than a facade?
You, sir, would not happen to have more information?
Even if it is not something regarding the causation.

[voice]

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I don't know very much about it.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

City or fortress,
whatever knowledge you possess
would help to alleviate some of my stress.

[Perma-voice]

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, if you tell me a little about where you're from, I can point out some things that are different here.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

How do you know what a castle is?

[Voice]

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

Well, my diminutive friend, if you would only listen to those around you, the concept of a castle is rather easy to grasp.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You actually grasp something? This is a first.

[Voice]

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

You really haven't known me long enough to say that, now have you?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... Oh no, not another one.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I know not of what you speak
when you claim that I am not unique.
Would you please explain
what has caused you to complain?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

The rhyming. Why the rhyming?

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

I see, so that is thee meant by that.
The way I chat
cannot be changed
no matter how my words are rearranged.
Thou art not the first I've met
who by my speech is so upset.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Somehow I'm not surprised. How do you even get caught up in that sort of thing, anyway? You, like, bump your head or somethin'?

[Voice]

[rhymeonadime]

Do yourself a favour and just ignore the rodent above. His prattle is something you'll quickly tire of.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

He seems to have something against rhyme.
Perhaps where he is from it is a crime?

[Voice]

[rhymeonadime]

Ohohohoho~!

I believe he just has nothing better to do with his time. It's rather quite pathetic to complain about one's preference for rhyme.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

"Preference" is not exactly the case
but what one has one must embrace.

How rare it is to find one who has faced the same.
Wouldst thou mind giving thy name?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well your rhyming is somethin' I tire of!

[Voice]

[rhymeonadime]

Too bad.

You do realize you're starting to look rather sad?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... Sad? I'm not sad. Where did you get sad?

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

Umm, uh...

As for the pie, there isn't a lot.
But it's at the, um, Porfavore's........ wait, that doesn't rhyme...

... Uh, that's all I got.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

Pie? I meant the city, miss.
But information on where to eat, I most certainly would not dismiss.

[fuhgottaboutit.livejournal.com]

Well, see, 'cause it's Paixao, and that sounds... I dunno, it just seems like someplace that's s'posed to have pie. But that's not actually really true. It's a total mis... misanthrope.

[snappyrhymer.livejournal.com]

That would make sense in... some strange way.
Mayhaps it will another day?
Stepping away from this place's cuisines,
I don't think "misanthrope" means what you think it means.