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Anybody know where I find crocodile? I hear it outside city but I no find it yet!

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Crocodile?

There is crocodile outside city! You see it?

Uh, no I haven't, sorry.

IF YOU HEAR IT THERE, PERHAPS THAT IS THE BEST PLACE TO LOOK.

I know but I no find it yet!

....Why you angry?

Oh! Crocodiles usually stay in the water, so, they can be hard to find if you're on land.

Be careful! They're not very nice, usually!

Oh, I know they no nice! Last crocodile I eat not very cooperative. Very delicious, though!

You...

Well. I can imagine being... uncooperative when you're about to be eaten.

I do. And very tasty it was, too! I no try it cooked though.

[The very audibly-enhanced might hear the sound of her mouthing like a... well, fish... for a moment or two.]

Mmhmm... Well... I've learned something new today, then.

...

Ariel?!

Hello!

Have we met before?

What? Of... of course we've met before! It's me, Sora!

Oh! I'm sorry, Sora, I...

[She's chewing on her lip, thinking really hard... you might hear the gears turning...]

Maybe you think I'm someone else?

Maybe... Uh.

Do you know who Sebastian and Flounder are?

I do! They're my friends!

...

How do you know them?

[Maybe he's a younger merman from Atlantica and has heard of her, but she never met him?... So very confused.]

They're my friends, too!

Oh gosh! What a small world!

[quieter]

You're my friend too, Ariel...

No, but I've visited it a couple times.

[More lip-chewing. Surely she'd remember a friend...]

I... I'm very sorry, but... I just don't remember... well... you.

Don't feel bad, I... I'm sure there's an explanation?

Of course! This is a magical city, maybe it mixed a few things up?

You can never have too many friends. I'd like to be your friend, too, Sora.

That's probably it...

No, you can't. You'll always be my friend, Ariel.

[It's quiet for a few moments because she's sitting there grinning, completely forgetting you can't actually see her...]

Thank you, Sora! I'm glad to have a friend here.

Ooh, crocodile. A bit fishy, but I haven't had it for a while. They're better as target practice for bomber planes.

Still, if you happen to find some, save some for me. I'm famished.

You like crocodile too?

I prefer warmer meats, but I do what I have to. I'm just so hungry.

Again, do save me some. I wouldn't like to take matters into my own hands, as much as it would seem.

All right! When I find crocodile I prepare big feast with it!

A feast sounds so good right now. With breads and sweets and fire.

You should ask Captain Hook. He loves crocodiles.

Captain Hook? I no know who he is.

[is completely unaware of the fact that Hook suggested s/he look for it]

Can't say I'm surprised. He's pretty forgettable. Black curly hair that has just got to be a wig, flashy outfit and...oh, yes, a hook for a hand.

Hook for hand...hmm...he sound familiar..

A crocodile?

It would be safer if you went after an antelope, or a zebra. Crocodiles are too dangerous to hunt.

......A lion? Hmmmm.....I never see real lion before...I wonder if it edible...

Me? Edible?! I'm at the top of the food chain. You can't eat me!

Lions no edible? But I no know if I no try...

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