Tick~Tock~ You're late!

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

Attention! Attention!

This Mad Hatter begs your forgiveness to steal a minute of your precious time. A small, free favor is all what yours truly asks about. There is a very important person who is missing.

One was about to perform a special act to one’s king and lady when realized that beloved assistant wasn’t at one’s side any longer!

Could someone please, tell one of the whereabouts of Mr. Cutie White Rabbit? His generous superior has a special surprise for him! His brand-new uniform in black~ ♥





Mr. Cutie White Rabbit is confused and frightened! He may claim to be called “Mr. Fell” (what dull name, isn’t it? No one could be called that way) as a fake anagram of his real status for those clever enough to decipher. Poor thing, he just wants to return to this Jester and the blonde clones have brainwashed him. T_T

Cutie, Hatter is going to find you, don’t worry your pretty head anymore ^_^!

((OOC: Warning the pic under the cut is a sexy Bunny Girl).

Comments

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?!

I could not quit, you damnable creature, because I never worked under you in the first place! Now I must insist you stop with this White Rabbit nonsense! Surely, you must have some more pressing matters to attend to!

... and I am not fat!

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

Oh. Fiiiiiiiine~ Since you're playing hard to get, Cutie! One will maintain your virtue:



^_^

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

I am not going to wear anything you've chosen for me, demon. And I refuse to respond to these silly pet names of yours!

Do you enjoy doing this to people...?

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

Demon? That's how you call one after everything we have been through?! Even if one has picked each costume with nothing but love in the heart?

That is what you have to say! Love is... over?

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

Oh, come now. Don't give me that; you said you were a demon yourself! You're not going to deny that now, are you?

And you most certainly did not select those things with love; you did that to spite me.

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

If you say so, Mister Fell... One will be returning the costumes with a broken heart...

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

Really, my dear, you don't mean that. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if this was all some sort of ploy...

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

How do you know? You aren't an expert in yours truly. You still think one is male.

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

Er. Yes, well, there's that...

Very well then. Could you explain why you continue with this "White Rabbit" business? That has nothing to do with gender, my dear. Or lack thereof.

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

But you are White Rabbit to one. So proper and fussy. You don't have one? How boring.

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. But I have a name, you see. I told you several times before. Surely you must have known.

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

You lied! Double-timing devil! It was Aziraphale! Nope! See, Cutie, we are different. Lord Lucifer is very male and the Messiah's a beautiful woman.

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

Oh, but that's different! That's different, and you know it! I gave you an alias. A valid alias, none of this Mad Hatter business. Well, yes, but... oh, nevermind.

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

Tsk, cutie! Your assumptions can be wrong. One has used Mad Hatter since uch, tripped and fell. It's more of my real name than the one was baptized with.

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

... ah. Yes. Well, there is that.

Well, then. I suppose now that we've got these... er, "misunderstandings" out of the way, we can put this whole White Rabbit ordeal behind us, can't we?

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

No, one rather likes that name. :(

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yes. Right. How silly of me to forget.

One ought to show mercy on me. Preferably sooner than later.

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

One is being playful, unless Mr. White Rabbit prefers one to be... serious~ ♥

[ineffabilities.livejournal.com]

... I should not ask what One is insinuating here.

[satanofpride.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't want to know.