Hey y'all!

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for a job because I need to earn 200 gils to pay back a hospital bill~

So, you can call me Death and I actually have a full-time job but it doesn't pay me at all much. I've been doing it for as long as I remember and trust me, it's been a very long time. I like to think that I'm really good with people, but I guess that's as far as my talents go.

Of course, I do have other things I can give you in exchange for 200 gils. Just get back to me on that and we can figure something out ;)

Comments

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how financially sound my previous profession was.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

Really? That's so not fair! Share? Please?

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

No.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

MEANIE.

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

It's in the job description, did you expect something else?

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

No it's not! You being mean is like me getting a scythe!

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

...See, I think you could benefit from a scythe.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

What? To whack your head?

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

It would certainly make you more intimidating.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can afford to be more intimidating, really. But you can afford to be less of a meanie and share!

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

I don't want to share. I like being mean.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

Aha! So you're fulfilling your purpose?

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

...

You are possibly one of the most annoying beings in this existence.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

And you are possibly the one being most obedient at the moment!

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

I try not to put too much faith in other people's opinions, as they are often wrong.

[callmedidi.livejournal.com]

There is a tiny possibility that they are right!