Fake journal [Voice]

[evil_ditto]

*If you were around Niflheim earlier today, you might have heard an explosion and a big commotion as a building fell down. If you weren’t present for it, do not worry, a picture is included in this post, showing said collapsed building.*

Hahahahaha! Still believe that demons aren't real? This is just a demonstration of my power! If you don't believe me yet, I'll just have to do it over and over and over again until I get it through your thick skulls! This is the power of a demon! This is the power of an Overlord! With my 1.8 million IQ, I'll make all nonbelievers' lives a living hell! Hahahahaha!

*This isn’t Mao’s usual journal, but the picture says it is and his voice sounds about right. Clearly, it must be him, right?*

Comments

[trademark_skull]

[Great, what was going on now]

There's really people here that don't think we exist? What idiots.

[Although, hasn't the city seen enough destruction lately?]

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

Not last I checked. And if there are, they can't be worth wasting time blowing up buildings over.

[permavoice]

[trademark_skull]

I don't think they would be either.

[evil_ditto]

[There is NEVER enough destruction, what are you talking about?]

If there's any left, they'll just have to be taken care of like the last one!

[trademark_skull]

Isn't that kind of a bit much? [Mao didn't really seem like this kind before, but then again..]

[evil_ditto]

Too much? Hahahahaha! What better way to prove the power of the Dean of the Evil Academy? Quick, easy, and to the point!

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

......What the hell has gotten into you?

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

[Oops, she knew she'd fall on someone he'd know eventually, but, this can still work.]

Nothing~ Why? Are you jealous of my display of powers?

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

...No? Why the hell would I be?

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

Oh come on, you would be. Not even a little bit? [All said rather arrogantly.]

[Voice]

[nonomoribird]

Mao, you do not sound like yourself. Where are you?

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

Of course it's me! Who else would I be?

[Voice]

[nonomoribird]

I do not know, but you would not do something like this so meaninglessly.

Are you performing an experiment?

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

[Oh so she was right, he is a science nerd.]

You saw right through it! It was supposed to be a normal dissection, but someone didn't want to cooperate!

( permavoice )

[somethingblue]

You do know that there is no such IQ score as "1.8 Million" — yes?

( permavoice )

[evil_ditto]

Shut up, of course it exists! You're looking at one!

[somethingblue]

Nonsense, the IQ scoring doesn't even go that high. One would think you would know that, being that you're apparently a super genius of some sort.

[Voice, it sounds like he's outside somewhere near flowing water]

[halfdarkened]

...Mao? What are you doing?

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

Blowing up a building! Can't you humans listen?

[Voice, there's the crunch of footsteps. He's moving.]

[halfdarkened]

[Well THAT's an interesting reply.]

Yeah, I can. And I'd expect someone with a "1.8 Million" IQ to come up with a better reply than that.

Mao. Why are you doing this?

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

*A bit worried about the footsteps, but it's not like he knows where she is*

Then don't ask stupid questions like that!

If you can read, then I shouldn't have to repeat myself! They wanted power, I showed them power!

[Voice]

[firacrux]

I wasn't aware fairy-tales could blow up buildings. Color me surprised.

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

Oooh, another human who doesn't believe in demons? Should I perform tests on you too?

[Voice]

[firacrux]

Oh, I'm shakin' in my boots here.

[Voice]

[evil_ditto]

Keep saying that and you'll end up buried in rubble, hahahaha!