[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You know, this is starting to get real old. I've had it up to here with everyone avoiding me lately. Just cut it out already, would you? It ain't funny anymore. Believe me, I know funny.

I mean it, guys! This is where I put my foot down. Well, maybe not there. The floors kinda dirty in that spot but I'm putting it HERE! My foot. Down. So you better fess up.

...

Unless... Unless you're really not here anymore. And everyone already went home. And I'm the only one left! No, that can't be it. I can't be the last one here, can I?

... CAN I?!

Comments

[permavoice/lock]

[shout_geronimo]

[as comfortingly as he can while still being a troll (really, it's amazing how often he pulls that off)] Of course I'm right, don't be silly.

Also, this might be a bad time to ask, but would you like to come to my wedding?

[permavoice/lock]

[cowardly_hero]

... your what?

[shout_geronimo]

Wedding! You know, when two people who love each other decide to spend their lives with one another until they either die or stop getting along.

[cowardly_hero]

And... this is your wedding?

[shout_geronimo]

Yep!

[cowardly_hero]

Whose gonna spend the rest of their lives with you? [Drum roll, please.]

[shout_geronimo]

Oi! What's that supposed to mean?

The TARDIS. She's a woman now! [8D]

[cowardly_hero]

There just ain't a lot of folks out there who have the lifespan of a turtle. [Well, it's the oldest animal he knows of.]

Uh, who?

[shout_geronimo]

There is now.

You know, dark hair, dressed in blue, keeps chatting about getting used to her body? That's her.

[cowardly_hero]

Never heard of them.