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You know, this is starting to get real old. I've had it up to here with everyone avoiding me lately. Just cut it out already, would you? It ain't funny anymore. Believe me, I know funny.

I mean it, guys! This is where I put my foot down. Well, maybe not there. The floors kinda dirty in that spot but I'm putting it HERE! My foot. Down. So you better fess up.

...

Unless... Unless you're really not here anymore. And everyone already went home. And I'm the only one left! No, that can't be it. I can't be the last one here, can I?

... CAN I?!

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I can't be your friend and a 'doof'.

[Gives a sigh.]

Yea, Bullseye too, we're both still here. Don't worry.

Uhhhh... Well you see there were these girls I had to look after and they really needed me at the time.

Since when?

I'm staying with the Hatter!

Since I said so. Which would be now, in case you were wondering. Only a doof herself would want to be friends with another doof.

... you're kidding.

What does a goat have to do with anything?

Yeah, well, you're the doof master!

[Suddenly he feels a longing to ride into the sunset again with the pair...]

Are you still at Sora's?

... you mean to tell me you were out foolin' around with some women all this time? [He means this in the most innocent way possible, of course. But surely it will raise a few brows.]